CACalomino
11-21-2003, 02:04 PM
A Christmas Story
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
> > > He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
> > > Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
> > > I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
> > > I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
> > > Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
> > > The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
> > > The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.
> > > Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
> > > Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
> > > And just when I thought that things would get better,
> > > Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.
> > > They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
> > > Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
> > > And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
> > > They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts.
> > > I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
> > > Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
> > > I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...
> > > They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.
> > > Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
> > > Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
> > > I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
> > > I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
> > > There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...
> > > I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!
> >
> >
MY buddy sent me this kinda funny thaught I would share
-chris
T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
> > > He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
> > > Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
> > > I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
> > > I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
> > > Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
> > > The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
> > > The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.
> > > Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
> > > Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
> > > And just when I thought that things would get better,
> > > Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.
> > > They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
> > > Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
> > > And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
> > > They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts.
> > > I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
> > > Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
> > > I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...
> > > They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.
> > > Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
> > > Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
> > > I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
> > > I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
> > > There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...
> > > I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!
> >
> >
MY buddy sent me this kinda funny thaught I would share
-chris