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CACalomino
11-21-2003, 02:04 PM
A Christmas Story

T'was the night before Christmas - Old Santa was pissed.
> > > He cussed out the elves and threw down his list.
> > > Miserable little brats, ungrateful little jerks.
> > > I have a good mind to scrap the whole works.
> > > I've busted my ass for damn near a year.
> > > Instead of "Thanks Santa" - what do I hear?
> > > The old lady bitches cause I work late at night...
> > > The elves want more money - The reindeer all fight.
> > > Rudolph got drunk and goosed all the maids.
> > > Donner is pregnant and Vixen has AIDS.
> > > And just when I thought that things would get better,
> > > Those assholes from IRS sent me a letter.
> > > They say I owe taxes - if that ain't damn funny.
> > > Who the hell ever sent Santa Claus any money?
> > > And the kids these days - they all are the pits.
> > > They want the impossible ...Those mean little sh*ts.
> > > I spent a whole year making wagons and sleds,
> > > Assembling dolls...Their arms, legs and heads,
> > > I made a ton of yoyo's - No request for them...
> > > They want computers and robots...they think I'm IBM.
> > > Flying through the air...dodging the trees,
> > > Falling down chimneys and skinning my knees.
> > > I'm quitting this job...there's just no enjoyment.
> > > I'll sit on my fat ass and draw unemployment.
> > > There's no Christmas this year...now you know the reason...
> > > I found me a blonde. I'm going SOUTH for the season!
> >
> >


MY buddy sent me this kinda funny thaught I would share

-chris

leaveit2bevo
11-22-2003, 03:20 AM
LOL Thats good stuff. Ya im sure your buddy sent you this I know you thought that up on one of your meth lab evo drives :D

Ricardon
11-22-2003, 03:49 AM
good stuff Chris! Wait but if Santa Quits this year where the hell am i gonna get my mods!

perversity
11-22-2003, 10:02 AM
I read this little poem and got quite upset.
Santa should take his reindeer to the vet.
He should get a good laywer to sort out his taxes,
And stop taking letters and start taking faxes.
A trip to the south with a blonde sounds just right,
To get him in the mood for a long christmas night.
Let's send him some brandy and a plate of mince pies.
So he feels warm and contented when he heads for the skies
To deliver our presents and spread lots of joy
To all of the good little girls and boys
I fucked up my meter* but that doesn't matter,
As long as my christmas stocking is fatter!
Come back Santa, all is forgiven
Just bring me those bits and bobs made by Stillen
A new intercooler and some nice samco hoses
An egt guage, you know where my house is.
You have to treat all us Socal Evo kids well,
Or we'll send out our Bevo and he'll give you hell
He'll mess with your animals and mess with your wife
He'll scare you to death
You'll run for your life
Watch out santa
You have been warned
'Cause socal evo
is where the devil was spawned....

*rhythm

drmosh
11-22-2003, 12:11 PM
bahahah nice one perv!!!

Ricardon
11-22-2003, 05:14 PM
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