dirt kid + fire at work= one hand and no driving

[CACalomino]

well im typing this with one hand my left no less *im right handed* Last night at work we had a wwedding party and one of the sterno candels caught on fire under one of the apatizers( our normal sterno candels we were out of so we rigged our normal candels to do the job :? bad idea)

any ways the servig dish was next to paper screne that if caught fire would have lit the restaurant on fire. Everybody freeked out for a second buy ijust reacted grabbed the serving tray and ran it to the kitchen to put it out. On the way the oiln filled candel erupted in flames and burned and flamed kissed my chin and burned the shit out of hand i threw it in the dishwasher station in agony :shock:

Botom line went to hopital and i have 2nd degree burns on my 4 fingers on my right hand ihad blisters that were halh inch high. My hfingers are rapped so that means no real driving of the evo well not any fun that is i have to palm the stick with fingers extended :( so now i cant work at either of my jobs or drive my evo or wack off to porn :!: Life sucks right now

but ay least i saved the wedding party and the restaurant :D

- chris

[rEdEvO8]

Sorry to hear, but you were the whole who saved the day...... Hope you feel better bro........ and you dont need two hands to wack off with your porn.... :D you still got one Palmala left....

[Ricardon]

C'mon Chris I always knew you were a flamer, but you didn't have to go and try to prove it! And you guys out there need to stop with the 909 style ghetto rigging of things!! Seriously though...HOLY SHIT! Pretty awesome that you reacted and saved the place from burning down. I hope you heal up quick and I hope they at least give you a raise hehehehe.

[CACalomino]

raise no but i did find something out that was funny all the grums men at the party were firefighters from NY hahahh i guess it was not big enough for them lol.

Also i could have gotten laid last night errrrrrrrrrrrrr my good buddy said three of the hottys were asking for me DAMN!!!!!!!! i should have kept my hand in ice and gotten some then gone to the hospital oh well

[Ricardon]

Yeah...you shoulda waited!!! Now that jerking off thing is REALLY gonna bug you hahaha! Just over a year ago I decide to go home for lunch one day, and I was cutting up some shite to make a sandwich, and I cut my left palm WIDE OPEN (don't ask long story). My hand was literally spraying blood all over the kitchen walls. My luck that I had a HUGE meeting right after lunch that I could not miss, so what does my dumbass do? I dumped an entire bottle of rubbing alcohol into a big bowl and drowned my hand in it. then grabbed a wad of paper towels and wrapped the paper towels with athletic tape, of all things, and went back to work for like 5 more hours. Of course I left the mess in the kitchen, and my roommate got home like 15 minutes before I did to find blood all over the kitchen and a huge bloody kitchen knife on the floor. He freaked and called my cel about 20 times until I got home. I went to the ER, they had to do surgery on my hand, but I was lucky that there was no infection or any other damage. Total dubfuck thing to do going back to work, but damn Chris...you let some poon go bro? Yeah, your'e gay man!!! hahahaha

[CACalomino]

thanks rich I feel better already lol I did not let it go I never knew it was a option or I would have been on it like flys on shit. On better note I got payed leave and 5 free drinks at work tonight and two phone #'s a week off two #'s = U love me long time TU BOOKU

[GokuSSJ4]

sorry to hear about your incident chris...

[leaveit2bevo]

oh shit what bussssssssssttt, why cant you detail cars with only one hand? but that shit proves you should be a fire fighter saving a resturant and shit I would have let that fucker BURN

[Ricardon]

"The Roof, The Roof..........."

[mprtklr]

"The Roof, The Roof..........."

hey the 80's called, they want their Prom song back....

[Ricardon]

Yeah, the 80's called...they're holding me for ransom!!! Listening to Siouxsie and the Banshees right now as I type this! I would still be using aquanet if I had any hair left!!

[mprtklr]

http://www.geocities.com/redivider33/club.jpg


top left standing one right??


hahaha i crack myself up ..

[Ricardon]

can't see the pic bro!

[GokuSSJ4]

cant see the pic .....:?

[leaveit2bevo]

man more old man talk I dont understand

[CACalomino]

i got some pics im gona post later 4 u all

[kaisho99]

i got some pics im gona post later 4 u all

way to save the day dirt digger! :D

that really sucks tho, 2nd degree, ouch!!! hope it heals up soon.

time to talk to rosie's other sister. :wink: uh....no pics of THAT necessary!

[Ricardon]

HAHAHAHAHAHA