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CACalomino
04-04-2004, 11:37 PM
Since my burns at wrk a weed ago I hsve not been able to work so im broke @ bored. SO I go for a ride today to easy my bordum and a silver STI comes out of nowhere and roles up with a BOV that is louder than a train. I catch up to him at a light say whats up nice car etc etc and he go's on how the evo is weak sause and has no active center diff etc and low on power and how 300hp is so tight etc *** 17 year old kid **** he goes on how u cant dragg a EVO bla bla. Im thinking to my self WTF did I say to this fuck to get him talking shit.

FUNNY PART

He revs his motor and takes off tires squeeling and it broke rear tires out ad the car got out of shape and I hit the brakes instantly he over corrects cause the car goes from one way to the other violently and he turns it again and runs up the center divider planter LOLOLOLOLOL :shock: :shock: :shock: NO JOKE on this I drive by slow and yell out AT least I can drive hahahhhhha. From the looks of it he blew a tire and mabe dented a rim and smashed lower portionb of bumper

I sware I get all the assholes driving around me and I was not even in the(909)


-chris

leaveit2bevo
04-04-2004, 11:38 PM
hahahahahaha that shit is the best when they talk shit then fuck it up and crash hahahah

SolarXclipse
04-04-2004, 11:48 PM
That is one hell funny. I'm looking forward that it should happen to me too one of this days. :lol: They under estimate the power of our Evo.

Braves
04-05-2004, 02:56 AM
That would be some funny shit! lol

Macky
04-05-2004, 07:38 AM
next tym an STi pulls up and says the EVO is weak, tell him the MR (or Ralliart EVO or whatnot) will whoop the STi back to the stone age :lol:

GokuSSJ4
04-05-2004, 08:15 AM
or all you need is a P2 an is game over !!!! :cool:

DocMortal
04-05-2004, 08:27 AM
Dumb kids with fast cars :x

Wprst thing I hate is shit talkers,everyone with a good fast car should pay there respects,like this M3 gave me a thumbs up once :)

GokuSSJ4
04-05-2004, 09:05 AM
i get hit up by Corvettes all the time , heheh ...
But it sucks went you encounter peeps that they like to run there mouth...

leaveit2bevo
04-05-2004, 09:54 AM
next tym an STi pulls up and says the EVO is weak, tell him the MR (or Ralliart EVO or whatnot) will whoop the STi back to the stone age :lol:

or intake exhaust and p2 and beat him like he stole something

GokuSSJ4
04-05-2004, 10:12 AM
now that you have all of those things Bevo , do you harass all the STi owners that you encounter .......!!?? i wouldn't be surprise ...

leaveit2bevo
04-05-2004, 10:23 AM
Nah I hardly ever see STi's and when I do they would rather do the ricer fly by then accutally battle

alfredob1
04-05-2004, 10:25 AM
I saw one this morning on my way to work. I waved, he waved back. He got behind me then turned, I kept going in my original direction.

kaisho99
04-05-2004, 11:02 AM
LMAO that's some funny shit man! Lovin it.

Wish you coulda took a pic of his face when you past by. Woulda been classic.

drmosh
04-05-2004, 11:39 AM
That's some funny stuff... I like abusing STi's, they can't hang with the P2.

Takashi
04-05-2004, 12:33 PM
Dumb kids with fast cars :x

Coolguy949
04-05-2004, 01:43 PM
I raced a heavily modded STi last night. It was REALLY loud, no cats...gauges...the works.

He slightly pulled on me on the freeway. Unfortunately my HKS EVC is broken, wont go over 18 lbs because there's a screw missing on the solenoid. If I had my full 20 psi he wouldnt have been able to pull on me.

leaveit2bevo
04-05-2004, 02:09 PM
http://www.socalevo.net/gallery/albums/album19/2E4_owned_1.sized.jpg

GokuSSJ4
04-05-2004, 05:21 PM
wow !! thats tragic .......

Macky
04-05-2004, 08:14 PM
Nah I hardly ever see STi's and when I do they would rather do the ricer fly by then accutally battle

soo true. they just pass you and keep going away. usually they are afraid we might get a jump on them. 8)

nurb2
04-05-2004, 09:25 PM
STi drivers are usually cool with me. Had one give a honk and a wave as he went by on Ortega last Saturday, and that's how they usually are. I have not run into any dicks driving them so far and I see a lot. There are jerks and kids driving many different cars, including Evo's.

-nurb2-

ObsoleteAsian
04-06-2004, 01:18 PM
haha good ole high schoolers.

koolmits
04-07-2004, 04:18 PM
This is the way it should be . One of us had Hoosiers , and it wasn't me 8)

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