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johnny
04-28-2005, 07:44 PM
the other day we were talking about the car and she said the evo looked like a cracker jack box. i was like wtf!!! and started laughing. she reminded me of that dr.pepper commercial were the guy does anything for love except share the drink. lol. no point just thought id share it with yall. 8)

Gear Grinder
04-28-2005, 07:53 PM
the other day we were talking about the car and she said the evo looked like a cracker jack box. i was like wtf!!! and started laughing. she reminded me of that dr.pepper commercial were the guy does anything for love except share the drink. lol. no point just thought id share it with yall. 8)
Thats alright, the LA Times said the Evo, " ...looks like a pig in a track suit." :D

Skiracer
04-28-2005, 07:56 PM
My ex said my Evo looked like a shopping cart.. :roll:

evod
04-28-2005, 08:04 PM
i got the shopping cart one for my evo.. hey...its better than a previous road&track review that called my all-trac a "melted-jellybean ... with looks only a mother could love".... then my ex called my evo a high dissappoinment when i had been contemplating a Z...she compared it to the hopes of having a baby girl...and lo and behold...the day of birth it turns out to be a boy.... its ok...blah...

CJexJiggy
04-28-2005, 08:24 PM
My ex said my Evo looked like a shopping cart.. :roll: I got the shopping cart from my Ex also....She also said it looked like it has a "WHALE TALE!!" LOL

Nebolic
04-28-2005, 09:08 PM
I think in california, thats grounds for divorce :shock:


Just kidding

nebo

santhology
04-28-2005, 09:12 PM
My GF called my car stupid and ugly and she hopes i crash it!! :shock:



Maybe because i was talking about it the whole day!!

Hockeychamp
04-28-2005, 09:26 PM
My GF called my car stupid and ugly and she hopes i crash it!! :shock:



Maybe because i was talking about it the whole day!!

Dump her!

Evo8you
04-28-2005, 09:28 PM
That's jacked up. My wife said if she could drive stick that she would drive that sucker everyday.

Then I told her we will supercharge her 05' Seqouia and she should be happy.

johnny
04-28-2005, 09:55 PM
shopping cart :lol: :lol: :lol:

Macky
04-28-2005, 10:20 PM
i would bitch slap the woman whom i call wife if she insults my car.

EVOate909
04-28-2005, 10:31 PM
My ex said my Evo looked like a shopping cart.. :roll: I got the shopping cart from my Ex also....She also said it looked like it has a "WHALE TALE!!" LOL

is that the reason why they're EXs... :lol:

bogey8
04-28-2005, 11:25 PM
My wife calls it an "ironing board"

recnalz
04-28-2005, 11:32 PM
shopping cart for any car that has a big wing thats why haha.. i hear that for everycar with a high spoiler..

how come i never heard of these comments before...i always thought the evo was sexy and hot lol

IH8VTEC
04-28-2005, 11:35 PM
Some old bitty asked if my Evo was a hybrid. I snapped "NO! It's almost a gross polluter!" I left it at that, she wouldnt understand.

fast evo
04-29-2005, 12:05 AM
My old lady knows better than talk about my baby..........

airforce1
04-29-2005, 12:13 AM
ironing board? You mean the CF wing? :lol:

evomrguy
04-29-2005, 12:50 AM
Yeah Ive noticed girls really dont care for the evo. Every girl that rides in my evo is like "this is what youre talking about all the time, you spent how much money on this?" Or when you tell them what you drive there like "An evo? Whats that? Is it a truck?" Until I explain it to them and then its completely lost on them why its so great. But when I bring out the eclipse every girl I drive by wants to hit on me and I get comments on how great my car looks, my ex absolutely loved this car. Go figure, girls are crazy.

Macky
04-29-2005, 09:02 AM
Yeah Ive noticed girls really dont care for the evo. .... Go figure, girls are crazy.

guys dont really dont care for diamond rings,


you mean this little thing cost HOW much?


....go figure, guys are more practical you dont need a ring to prove you love someone. :D

ovenmit331
04-29-2005, 09:26 AM
My ex said my Evo looked like a shopping cart.. :roll: I got the shopping cart from my Ex also....She also said it looked like it has a "WHALE TALE!!" LOL

too bad i can't get to this site to throw a picture up... but peruse at your own discression: www.whale-tail.com

and mines been called a "portable picnic table" by at least three different people who don't know each other and had never heard the description before. and thats the ONLY thing its been called. kinda weird.

*Edit* found a way around it...
http://www.whale-tail.com/vote/pics/029.jpg

WavMixer
04-29-2005, 09:52 AM
Johnny needs to have his wife read this (http://www.socalevo.net/forums/viewtopic.php?t=9038)

johnny
04-29-2005, 10:16 AM
^ hell yea shes definatley a keeper shes the one that bought me my exhaust :wink:

drift_master
04-29-2005, 10:18 AM
the other day we were talking about the car and she said the evo looked like a cracker jack box. i was like wtf!!! and started laughing. she reminded me of that dr.pepper commercial were the guy does anything for love except share the drink. lol. no point just thought id share it with yall. 8)
Thats alright, the LA Times said the Evo, " ...looks like a pig in a track suit." :D my ex since she drives a ralliart lancer she says its a lancer on steroids

DaveXXXpornostar
04-29-2005, 10:23 AM
My girlfriend started bitching at me for buying a four cylinder.
Then i hit 130 on the I5 and she stopped complaining.

kicker
04-29-2005, 10:43 AM
my wife loves the evo i let her drive it to work we had a 02 eclipse gt and i told her i wanted an evo so she said lets trade it in for an evo then i was like hell yea she love to race people in it to i tell her not be be racing any dumb ass hondas

GokuSSJ4
04-29-2005, 11:05 AM
i would bitch slap the woman whom i call wife if she insults my car.
i think it would be the other way around, "who's the B^$# now"

itsnino
04-29-2005, 11:22 AM
my girlfriend actually wants the car for herself. but she bought me my turbo timer and the other day she bought me an Evo shirt from anchor blue. i told her you're supporting my addiction :twisted:

the only complaint i get is that i dont let her drive the evo enough and that i take a long time when i wash her (the evo).

j_nizzle
04-29-2005, 12:17 PM
i would bitch slap the woman whom i call wife if she insults my car.

wow very eligible bachelor there.....

TrickedOutEVOVIII
04-29-2005, 12:21 PM
OMG dont get me started on what the old lady says about my beast!!! from the park bench, to a shopping cart, a lancer on steroids...most of all its cuz shes jealous of vida (the evo)...she says i care more about it than her. they dont understand the addiction/compassion, i dunno man, women!

Justin1933
04-29-2005, 02:05 PM
i would bitch slap the woman whom i call wife if she insults my car.

wow very eligible bachelor there.....

And that's why he goes to bed alone everynight...Violence isn't the answer...Can't we just get along....

We live in a great neighborhood and my car is know as the Alarm Clock...Since I wake everyone up with it in the morning.... :lol:

My wife gets it, but hates it...I am lucky to have her....

ScoobySteve
04-29-2005, 04:00 PM
i would bitch slap the woman whom i call wife if she insults my car.
i think it would be the other way around, "who's the B^$# now"

Better Hope there's not Pre Nup!

kaisho99
04-29-2005, 04:32 PM
My wife says it looks just like her old 00' Hyundai Accent with a wing just to get me going. :evil:

Worse is my daughter (2) points at any Red P.O.S and says "daddy's car right der"...oye, how embarrising. :oops:

No respect, no respect at all.

:lol:

knuxevolution
05-01-2005, 04:55 PM
hahahaha. im always talking about my car. i think the reason my girlfriend absolutely hates it is because women get jealous very easily. they want all the attention. :?

tabio42
05-01-2005, 05:19 PM
I totally thought this said "wife insulated the evo" and I thought wow what a skilled woman. But after I saw that it said she insulted your car I thought how'd she get out of the kitchen to see the car? Her chain must be too long...

knuxevolution
05-01-2005, 10:06 PM
I totally thought this said "wife insulated the evo" and I thought wow what a skilled woman. But after I saw that it said she insulted your car I thought how'd she get out of the kitchen to see the car? Her chain must be too long...



hahaha

dyuyeno
05-01-2005, 10:14 PM
i would bitch slap the woman whom i call wife if she insults my car.

wow very eligible bachelor there.....

Perhaps in this case, in-eligible bachelor... :lol:

EvolOne
05-01-2005, 10:30 PM
My GF called my car stupid and ugly and she hopes i crash it!! :shock:



Maybe because i was talking about it the whole day!!

My wife says your girlfriend should email her....they need a support group .. and air sickness bags should come with the straight-8, because my wife has tap-tap-tapped my should each time we've been out for dinner, she has a glass of wine, and the way home has been a twenty mile twisty road ... tap-tap, pullover, hurl, get back in.

She hates the way the car makes her motion sick. I say it's not the car, it's the driver.

rammsteinmatt
05-01-2005, 11:30 PM
My GF called my car stupid and ugly and she hopes i crash it!! :shock:



Maybe because i was talking about it the whole day!!

My wife says your girlfriend should email her....they need a support group .. and air sickness bags should come with the straight-8, because my wife has tap-tap-tapped my should each time we've been out for dinner, she has a glass of wine, and the way home has been a twenty mile twisty road ... tap-tap, pullover, hurl, get back in.

She hates the way the car makes her motion sick. I say it's not the car, it's the driver.

nice! take the blame for the team :thumbsup:

j_nizzle
05-02-2005, 12:01 PM
My wife says your girlfriend should email her....they need a support group .. and air sickness bags should come with the straight-8, because my wife has tap-tap-tapped my should each time we've been out for dinner, she has a glass of wine, and the way home has been a twenty mile twisty road ... tap-tap, pullover, hurl, get back in.

She hates the way the car makes her motion sick. I say it's not the car, it's the driver.

i never get the gf sick, i give people headaches quite frequently too, and after a twisty-style road, people cant get out of my car right away w/o taking a few breaths.

johnny
05-02-2005, 03:22 PM
My GF called my car stupid and ugly and she hopes i crash it!! :shock:



Maybe because i was talking about it the whole day!!

My wife says your girlfriend should email her....they need a support group .. and air sickness bags should come with the straight-8, because my wife has tap-tap-tapped my should each time we've been out for dinner, she has a glass of wine, and the way home has been a twenty mile twisty road ... tap-tap, pullover, hurl, get back in.

She hates the way the car makes her motion sick. I say it's not the car, it's the driver.

nice! take the blame for the team :thumbsup: :werd:

ovenmit331
05-02-2005, 03:49 PM
My GF called my car stupid and ugly and she hopes i crash it!! :shock:



Maybe because i was talking about it the whole day!!

My wife says your girlfriend should email her....they need a support group .. and air sickness bags should come with the straight-8, because my wife has tap-tap-tapped my should each time we've been out for dinner, she has a glass of wine, and the way home has been a twenty mile twisty road ... tap-tap, pullover, hurl, get back in.

She hates the way the car makes her motion sick. I say it's not the car, it's the driver.

hahaha thats so awesome.

MyGlue
05-03-2005, 03:00 PM
I totally thought this said "wife insulated the evo" and I thought wow what a skilled woman.


HAHA, i do that all the time. I think the words are too long so i just guesstimate...

WavMixer
05-03-2005, 03:15 PM
My wife actually doesn't mind the twisties in the Evo. In my Eclipse she would get motion sickeness going over the crest. In my semi-Muellerized Evo, she can hang with the best of them through the twisties.

RDubya
05-04-2005, 06:43 PM
My wife is pretty tired of me talking about the Evo. She was never a fan of the styling up until she rode in mine, and now she's pretty excited about it, loves the seats over my old 350Z etc..

My older female co-worker said it looks like a Jetta. I told her she needed glasses. Of course all of the younger women my age in the office know exactly what is it and are pretty excited for me. personally I'm crazy about the styling, from all angles.

My assessment is SoCal women (in general) basically respond to Euro Luxury brands only, as thats how theyre programmed, To respond to cars that signify "money", and could care less about performance..

just my .02

IH8VTEC
05-04-2005, 10:07 PM
My assessment is SoCal women (in general) basically respond to Euro Luxury brands only, as thats how theyre programmed, To respond to cars that signify "money", and could care less about performance..
Pretty accurate. My girlfriend was a big MB fan(SL500) when we met. At the time I had a 3000GT and when we would talk about cars she started to see what it was all about. Now she loves the Evo and jap cars in general, she bought an accord v6 over an MB and not for lack of money. When I bought the Evo she even loaned me 3k to help with the down payment. Just last night we were having a discussion on why the Evo is such a giant killer, it's performance envelope is easily accesible. She even understands my obsession over picking just the right performance upgrade and can spot a "pep boys special" a mile away! One day I'm gonna marry this girl!

RDubya
05-05-2005, 01:05 PM
My assessment is SoCal women (in general) basically respond to Euro Luxury brands only, as thats how theyre programmed, To respond to cars that signify "money", and could care less about performance..
Pretty accurate. My girlfriend was a big MB fan(SL500) when we met. At the time I had a 3000GT and when we would talk about cars she started to see what it was all about. Now she loves the Evo and jap cars in general, she bought an accord v6 over an MB and not for lack of money. When I bought the Evo she even loaned me 3k to help with the down payment. Just last night we were having a discussion on why the Evo is such a giant killer, it's performance envelope is easily accesible. She even understands my obsession over picking just the right performance upgrade and can spot a "pep boys special" a mile away! One day I'm gonna marry this girl!

she sounds like a keeper!

drift_master
05-05-2005, 04:39 PM
Yeah Ive noticed girls really dont care for the evo. Every girl that rides in my evo is like "this is what youre talking about all the time, you spent how much money on this?" Or when you tell them what you drive there like "An evo? Whats that? Is it a truck?" Until I explain it to them and then its completely lost on them why its so great. But when I bring out the eclipse every girl I drive by wants to hit on me and I get comments on how great my car looks, my ex absolutely loved this car. Go figure, girls are crazy.stupid girls