who thinks MATT should get laid

[EVOate909]

as all of you know homeboy needs to chill out and hopefully he doesnt become a 40year old virgin

:2funny: :D O0 ^-^

[Blaze]

He is a cutie. ;)

http://www.maximonline.com/entertainment/reviews/editorial_images/movies_40_081605.jpg

Can we take him to some singles bars?

[EVOate909]

he needs to stop putting the HKS turbo on a pedistool :-o :grin:

[Blaze]

he needs to stop putting the HKS turbo on a pedistool :-o :grin:


That's the second time I'm heard that.
What's up the the turbo on a pedistool thing?

:2funny:

You know imma have to delete this thread when Matt PMs me....

[j_nizzle]

matt, i can introduce you some nice people....i mean ask dmoney how happy he is!!

all me! i gots you son! holla at cha boy!!!

[Tomasu]

lmao!

This thread is teh funnay!

[909Evo]

*gone*

[rammsteinmatt]

But I voted NO. I mean, lets face it, who here actually had there life change for the better when they got laid? ME? Women just complicate shit.... Once you get it, you always want it, then you have to deal with woman... nobody wants to deal with women.


tom is an excellent example, look how jacked up he is. and when he thought his gf was pregnant, im sure he was glad that happened

dont have time for girls with my classes (i only take 16-20 units O0)

[emperor_gp]

what are you talking about? girls are a great after school activity ;)

and if college girls don't take your fancy, hang out by nogales high school :2funny:

"I love high school girls. You know why? As I get older, they stay the same age..."

:2funny: :2funny:

[j_nizzle]

what are you talking about? girls are a great after school activity ;)

and if college girls don't take your fancy, hang out by nogales high school :2funny:

"I love high school girls. You know why? As I get older, they stay the same age..."

:2funny: :2funny:


:2funny: *cough* dmoney/ultraflip!!! *cough*

[ultraflip]

aye leave me out of this...

[turbolarry]

Matt, don't listen to these people. Stay away from women, they are nothing but problems.

[emperor_gp]

c'mon Larry, he needs to taste the forbidden fruit :grin:

alright Matt, its time for me to acquaint you with the massage parlor. O0

:2funny:

[gofaster87]

So according to you guys, Matt should stick to being a homo and lick guys asses instead of getting laid. You sick fucks.

[emperor_gp]

LMAO :2funny: :2funny:

[j_nizzle]

sam, dont be mad because billy and you hit it off so well to begin with. matt is just shy... :2funny: :2funny:

[Timujin]

When I go to these meets I wonder about alot of y'all.

Happy New Year to you all, and if you have never had some GET SUM please. You are going to rupture one or both of your vas deferens.

Had to edit I don't want to get banned.

[500whp]

wtf is this siht!

[Timujin]

algeer, leave him alone....

But I voted NO. I mean, lets face it, who here actually had there life change for the better when they got laid? ME? Women just complicate shit.... Once you get it, you always want it, then you have to deal with woman... nobody wants to deal with women.


My life changed for the worse because of a crazy azz woman. Now, as far as saying nobody wants to deal wih women.....speak fo yo self. It's give and take.

Anyways when you gonna take that sportbike to the track?

[emperor_gp]

wtf is this siht!


its about Matt's "baptismal of fire" :2funny:

[emperor_gp]

algeer, leave him alone....

But I voted NO. I mean, lets face it, who here actually had there life change for the better when they got laid? ME? Women just complicate shit.... Once you get it, you always want it, then you have to deal with woman... nobody wants to deal with women.


My life changed for the worse because of a crazy azz woman. Now, as far as saying nobody wants to deal wih women.....speak fo yo self. It's give and take.

Anyways when you gonna take that sportbike to the track?



WTF is this?? I feels like I"m *on DR. Phils show :2funny:


Hey Charlie, maybe its time for Matt to see how a whore house looks from the inside :2funny:

[TuningTechnologies]

So according to you guys, Matt should stick to being a homo and lick guys asses instead of getting laid. You sick fucks.


HAHAHA..............Sam youre too much.

[emperor_gp]

haha those fun old days. Shit if Matt saw what we saw, he probably faint or nuts on himself. Ok Garry you need to cut this shit out before this thread gets locked. :2funny:
:2funny:

Sorry.. just had quick flashbacks of being in the service.. * :2funny:

good times, good times *O0

[Timujin]

Please don't delete..this is making my New Years Eve at work the best ever *:2funny:

[evomrguy]

So according to you guys, Matt should stick to being a homo and lick guys asses instead of getting laid. You sick fucks.


+1

I mean his right hand has gotta get a break sooner or later.

"Its like a bag of sand" :2funny:

Did someone say "babydolls"* ;)

[emperor_gp]

baby dolls sounds like a good time to me O0

[evomrguy]

Matt, don't listen to these people.* Stay away from women, they are nothing but problems.


I so call bullshit on you, arent you the one that always says "18 to 80 blind, cripled, or crazy."? And your always checking out the fat chicks with garry at the meets. You are such a liar. ;)

[evomrguy]

baby dolls sounds like a good time to me O0


Uh oh matt, you better stop by the student center for the $1 grab bag of rain coats, some ones gonna be taking there action hero out of its shrink wrap soon. *Cue porn music at babydolls*

[emperor_gp]

I heard Matt's taking us all out to baby dolls after I install his turbo :)

[500whp]

stock talking shit to matt. the only time most of you seen pus.. is when ur mom gave brith so stop talking raggin on him

[volcomguy84]

stock talking huh.......not sure how to do that :2funny: :2funny:

[Timujin]

stock talking shit to matt.* the only time most of you seen pus.. is when ur mom gave brith so stop talking raggin on him


:2funny:

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[turbolarry]

I so call bullshit on you, arent you the one that always says "18 to 80 blind, cripled, or crazy."?* And your always checking out the fat chicks with garry at the meets.* You are such a liar.* ;)


I'm just trying to save to guy from torment. Yes, I love women, but it's not to late for him.


Babydolls huh???

[emperor_gp]

Matt, don't listen to these people.* Stay away from women, they are nothing but problems.


I so call bullshit on you, arent you the one that always says "18 to 80 blind, cripled, or crazy."?* And your always checking out the fat chicks with garry at the meets.* You are such a liar.* ;)


Fat chicks need dick too shaun :2funny:

Its cool dude, I'll be your "wingman" :2funny: :2funny:

[Miss Evo8]

OMFG! WTF! This is a little gay!

[volcomguy84]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH GARRY JUST ADMITTED HE LIKES FAT CHICKS!!!!! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

[EVOate909]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH GARRY JUST ADMITTED HE LIKES FAT CHICKS!!!!! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:


:-o

[Thero]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH GARRY JUST ADMITTED HE LIKES FAT CHICKS!!!!!* :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:


Hey like he said. Their is nothing wrong with that. Heck if its been a rough months. Meat Grinders dont look so bad as well :idiot2: :-o

[emperor_gp]

I like 'em all man.. fat, skinny - don't matter.. as long as they're nice, that's all that matters O0

[Thero]

I like 'em all man.. fat, skinny - don't matter.. as long as they're nice, that's all that matters* O0


Plus if they are Fat. You know they know how to cook. And know how to find the best place to go eat at. Emmmmm. :2funny:

[j_nizzle]

I like 'em all man.. fat, skinny - don't matter.. as long as they're nice, that's all that matters O0


pussy has no face?

[909Evo]

fat chick's are like mopeds... fun to ride until your friends find out..


Oh I don't remember which thread it was, but someone somewhere asked me if I was gonna track my bike. I sold the bike like 2 or 3 months ago, I just haven't changed the Sig...

[dM]

fat chick's are like mopeds... fun to ride until your friends find out..


Oh I don't remember which thread it was, but someone somewhere asked me if I was gonna track my bike. I sold the bike like 2 or 3 months ago, I just haven't changed the Sig...


HAHAHA!!! I had to put that on my sig.

[rammsteinmatt]

I like 'em all man.. fat, skinny - don't matter.. as long as they're nice, that's all that matters O0


arby's roast beef

[evomrguy]

Any hole to get your tip wet in. ;)

BTW, hey matt wheres that "babydolls after your turbo was in" that was supposed to go down. We were so gonna help you out bro.

[emperor_gp]

did someone say "babydolls"?

i'm totally down for that O0

what's up matt?

[moogle]

lol AHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!! how did I miss this thread.

[rammsteinmatt]

lol AHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!! how did I miss this thread.


homosexuality owns........

errr, i mean you aren't online enough

[EvoPwr]

But I voted NO. I mean, lets face it, who here actually had there life change for the better when they got laid? ME? Women just complicate shit.... Once you get it, you always want it, then you have to deal with woman... nobody wants to deal with women.


tom is an excellent example, look how jacked up he is. and when he thought his gf was pregnant, im sure he was glad that happened

dont have time for girls with my classes (i only take 16-20 units O0)


i took 17-21 units while working 30-34 hours/5 days a week....its not that hard.

[rammsteinmatt]

AE isn't EE, we'll just leave it at that

[j_nizzle]

But I voted NO. I mean, lets face it, who here actually had there life change for the better when they got laid? ME? Women just complicate shit.... Once you get it, you always want it, then you have to deal with woman... nobody wants to deal with women.


tom is an excellent example, look how jacked up he is. and when he thought his gf was pregnant, im sure he was glad that happened

dont have time for girls with my classes (i only take 16-20 units O0)


i took 17-21 units while working 30-34 hours/5 days a week....its not that hard.


damn, i guess partying means too much to me...i was 18 units max/ >30 hours a week out of 6 days!

[itsnino]

dont do it matt!!! hahaha.. stick with "PALMela HANDerson"

she love you looong time... hahaha!!!

[j_nizzle]

dont do it matt!!! hahaha.. stick with "PALMela HANDerson"

she love you looong time... hahaha!!!


so can a lot of people... O0