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Gear Grinder
01-06-2006, 10:30 PM
AT THE BAR

A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender.The robot serves the man a perfectly prepared cocktail and then
asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "It's 150," and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string
theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really
cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and
asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "Oh, about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about
football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and
women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says v-e-r-y slowly, "So......ya gonna vote for
Bush again?"

GOOSE_Ej
01-19-2006, 08:02 PM
ahahahah!!!

Gear Grinder
01-19-2006, 08:34 PM
A woman was in a coma. The nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minute the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I guess she choked."
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GOOSE_Ej
01-19-2006, 08:38 PM
hahhahah!!!

Terry S
01-20-2006, 11:10 AM
A woman was in a coma. The nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minute the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I guess she choked."
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Awesome.

Terry S

EvoPwr
01-23-2006, 05:23 PM
A woman was in a coma. The nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her. They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma." The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy.
The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room. After a few minute the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. "What happened?" they cried. The husband said, "I guess she choked."
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best one ever.

1of1000MR
01-23-2006, 11:53 PM
hehe O0