Gear Grinder
01-06-2006, 10:30 PM
AT THE BAR
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender.The robot serves the man a perfectly prepared cocktail and then
asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "It's 150," and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string
theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really
cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and
asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "Oh, about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about
football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and
women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says v-e-r-y slowly, "So......ya gonna vote for
Bush again?"
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot
bartender.The robot serves the man a perfectly prepared cocktail and then
asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "It's 150," and the robot proceeds to make
conversation about global warming factors, quantum physics and
spirituality, bio mimicry, environmental interconnectedness, string
theory, nano-technology, and sexual proclivities. The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really
cool." He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns
around, and comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the perfectly prepared drink and
asks him, "What's your IQ?" The man responds, "Oh, about a 100." Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time about
football, NASCAR, baseball, super models, favorite fast foods, guns, and
women's breasts. Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the robot one more test. He heads out and returns. The robot serves him and asks, "What's your IQ?" The man replies, "Er, 50, I think." And the robot says v-e-r-y slowly, "So......ya gonna vote for
Bush again?"