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turbolarry
01-22-2006, 08:45 PM
I like Matt. He works really hard at school, he's very smart about what he's studying, and I respect that. O0
Matt,
When I was a young lad in college and it was time to forget about the pressures of the world I would get rip roaring drunk. If you ever want to let loose and blow of some steam let me know. I'll round up a crew, open a tab for you, and I'll make sure you get home safe. Let us know. O0




but what would i know about alcohol? don't like to drink it, not old enough to drink it, and don't car much for people that have to droink it to get a rise.


:2funny:
I don't have to drink to get a rise. I drink to get a better rise.
Don't tell me we have to take you out to get drunk too.
:grin:

from;
http://www.socalevo.net/forum/index.php?topic=17409.0

Thero
01-22-2006, 09:12 PM
Matt:

Just drink some "Samual Jackson Beer. It'll get you drunk, even F*** a Fat Bitch or two."


Two Problems solved with one Beer O0

rammsteinmatt
01-22-2006, 10:39 PM
um, maybe it isnt public knowledge that i am not old enough to legally drink. and im sure drinking it going to solve all my problems, especially ones related with school :roll:

rammsteinmatt
01-22-2006, 11:08 PM
its cool that you guys want to help me out on a bunch of stuff. thanks, but no thanks.

first, thats not really my style. second, ive got too much other stuff going on that requires way more attention than i currently have to give

and for the record: im not a mormon - although it may seem; im not gay - sorry billy; and i have been know to put down my fair share of alcohol - hell, i can even mix alcohol without getting sick.

here's the main problem. i am studying aerospace engineering. this is the hardest subject that my school offers (those chem E's can suck dick, that isnt even that hard). i take around 18 units a quarter, and took summer school. this works out to over 16 units a quarter for 6 straight quarters, without break. also my degree can be technically done in 4 years, most take 5, some take 6 and others take 7+. i am ahead of the 4 year schedule, as in: at the end of this quarter i will have 95 units completed after 1.6 years. it only takes 202 to graduate, and when i'll have exactly 2 years completed (as in haf way, time wise) i'll have 113 units completed (113units>101units). i have to pay for school and for my car without holding a job. the way this works out, somewhere i have to make $20,000 to afford both within my schooling career and the car loan, but without a job, thats pretty difficult. which leads to modifying the car, its not that my mom hates me to do it (well thats part of it) but i seriously cannot afford even $400 for injectors (some limited things aside, because they are so rare the oppertunity would probably never arise again - the turbo and the FQ wheels). i dont have a job, because i just dont have time for it. example: i go to school for 10 hours on mondays, 10 hours....... do you have any clue how long and tiring that is (especially when compared to the average worker's day)? the other days only work out to maybe 5 hours on the average. my other time is spent doing homework. example: today(sunday) i worked all day on a fuselage truss analysis for my structures class. in maybe 5 hours of serious work i have finished half the problem, saturday i spent doing chemistry and math BS. the only joy in my 7-day week is 2 evo meets (which seem to waste too much gas to get to and from, so those may be cut out as well - great)

hopefully things will be better when i get out of school. i suppose $65+k, for a defense contractor, and going back for graduate studies (at the company's expense, of course) may suffice. but its gonna be great to see 65k on the top line, one deduction here, one there, and i magically only take home 39k (or less, thats only a 40% tax)

as for the female situation - fuck em. based on past and present experience, i have no desire to ever get married, because i sure as hell aint gonna put up with a bitch until the day i die. kids, hell no. they are 20 year parasites - fuck em.

so maybe now you can understand where i am comming from. i got a million problems, but a bitch aint one of them (aparently a rapper said that, probably one of the smartest things ive heard from that community)

Thero
01-22-2006, 11:16 PM
Hey but seriously dont worry about your car modding. Studing is more important. Shoot if you get the job hell you will probley import and have every kind of Evo out there. But most Likely a car with a yellow emblem with a horse in it and the RPM's are read on a gauge or as lights on the Steering wheel. O0


But for the woman you need to get some from time to time. It relieves the stress :grin: O0

emperor_gp
01-22-2006, 11:18 PM
Hey but seriously dont worry about your car modding. Studing is more important. Shoot if you get the job hell you will probley import and have every kind of Evo out there. But most Likely a car with a yellow emblem with a horse in it and the RPM's are read on a gauge or as lights on the Steering wheel. O0


But for the woman you need to get some from time to time. It relieves the stress :grin: O0


hence the "chiropractor" O0

Thero
01-22-2006, 11:18 PM
Hey but seriously dont worry about your car modding. Studing is more important. Shoot if you get the job hell you will probley import and have every kind of Evo out there. But most Likely a car with a yellow emblem with a horse in it and the RPM's are read on a gauge or as lights on the Steering wheel. O0


But for the woman you need to get some from time to time. It relieves the stress :grin: O0


hence the "chiropractor"* O0



:2funny:

rammsteinmatt
01-22-2006, 11:48 PM
uh, whatever

alex thats some pretty big talk, go and look at your myspace again about what you said regarding girls. i see an inconsistency between what you said there and what you say here O0 its cool if you want to jump on the "lets fuck up matt" bandwagon but i thought i would just throw that out there



ok another helper: picture the most uber nerdy person you can think of. call them matt, make them look like me, and give them an evo. thats me. hell look under my avatar......... do you know what that even means? if you do, can you see te relationship between that and evos? do you get the meaning of the complete statement? and most of all, do you think its funny to do stuff like that? because i do. also do you see the beauty in the image in my signature, because that picture tells more than 1000 words. also the curves on that are much better than a woman's because you can stare at them all day, and touch them without getting bitched at. also they dont demand stuff every second of the day

[if you didnt get it, its the equation (simplified) for aerodynamic drag.]

Thero
01-23-2006, 12:03 AM
alex thats some pretty big talk, go and look at your myspace again about what you said regarding girls.* i see an inconsistency between what you said there and what you say here* O0* its cool if you want to jump on the "lets fuck up matt" bandwagon but i thought i would just throw that out there


That is true. There is a Inconsistency. Think of it like this. That page is my everyday life of how I feel and what not. This website is like Guys Night. I talk like that here because this is my Guys night were guys can get together and just rag on each other. Instead of a poker table, I use a computer lol. I didn't mean to be disrespectful or anything like that towards you and if I was I aplogize because I didn't mean it in that way.

But on a Side note also: Thanks for reading the page, I really appritate it.




* also the curves on that are much better than a woman's because you can stare at them all day, and touch them without getting bitched at.* also they dont demand stuff every second of the day

[if you didnt get it, its the equation (simplified) for aerodynamic drag.]


So True. O0

indianevodriver
01-23-2006, 12:29 AM
so maybe now you can understand where i am comming from.* i got a million problems, but a bitch aint one of them (aparently a rapper said that, probably one of the smartest things ive heard from that community)


LOL it was Jay Z that said that.... I got 99 problems but a bitch aint one! :2funny:

909Evo
01-23-2006, 07:42 PM
I like Matt. He works really hard at school, he's very smart about what he's studying, and I respect that. O0
Matt,
When I was a young lad in college and it was time to forget about the pressures of the world I would get rip roaring drunk. If you ever want to let loose and blow of some steam let me know. I'll round up a crew, open a tab for you, and I'll make sure you get home safe. Let us know. O0



Ok, well uhm, since matt said no..... :D Pick me!

turbolarry
01-23-2006, 10:29 PM
I like Matt.* He works really hard at school, he's very smart about what he's studying, and I respect that.* O0
Matt,
When I was a young lad in college and it was time to forget about the pressures of the world I would get rip roaring drunk.* If you ever want to let loose and blow of some steam let me know.* I'll round up a crew, open a tab for you, and I'll make sure you get home safe.* Let us know.* O0



Ok, well uhm, since matt said no.....* *:D Pick me!


:grin:
Sorry, the invitation is only to the "Lil homie" Matt for his hard work at school.

knuxevolution
01-23-2006, 10:44 PM
anyone wanna buy me some porn?

j_nizzle
01-23-2006, 10:45 PM
anyone wanna buy me some porn?


why buy?

www.myfreepaysite.com :2funny:

NWS!!!!!!

knuxevolution
01-23-2006, 10:47 PM
haha. i know. i would never pay for porn!

909Evo
01-24-2006, 04:31 PM
:grin:
Sorry, the invitation is only to the "Lil homie" Matt for his hard work at school.


Did I just get shot down by a Dude? :'(

evomrguy
01-29-2006, 11:21 PM
Whew, try not to get your panties in a knot matt. Everyone here just considers you the homie and would like to see you a little more relaxed than youve tended to be at the meets. That being said consider liquor blunts and bitches an open invitation from us, whether you decide to use it or not.

Tom you dont need any help you just need to lose the ball and chain. Your 21st birthday is coming up isnt it? We can all plan a night of debauchery for it cause its always nice to have an excuse for the partying anyways.

turbolarry
01-30-2006, 01:03 AM
Did I just get shot down by a Dude? :'(


Ya; but it's just that Matt will be going places in the world, so I need to get him drunk, high, whatever and get my blackmail fotage now.* ^-^


Oh...
So it's going to be your 21st birthday huh?.* :twisted:

volcomguy84
01-30-2006, 01:37 AM
hahahah its ok matt, this is just the first of 3 convorsations that lead to you being gay.......theres this one that you have to study, then there will be the i think i like to study with guys, and then there will be the :yeah im gay" one. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAH ok ok im just kidding matt O0 O0 you know i think its cool that you study so hard because its people like you that will do amazing things for mankind O0 as in engineering and cool shit like that lol

rammsteinmatt
01-30-2006, 08:12 PM
Whew, try not to get your panties in a knot matt. Everyone here just considers you the homie and would like to see you a little more relaxed than youve tended to be at the meets.


but thats not my style. i pretty much like to stay stressed the whole time, it gives me something to do ;)

.......you know, wait for that heart attack at 35



you know i think its cool that you study so hard


uh....... ya your personality and presentation of the self told me that :roll:

evomrguy
01-31-2006, 09:50 PM
Well its gonna be that or cancer. :buck2:

rammsteinmatt
02-01-2006, 04:35 PM
Well its gonna be that or cancer. :buck2:


you better believe it, thats something you could set your watch to

[p]dOG.
02-01-2006, 04:59 PM
:grin:
Sorry, the invitation is only to the "Lil homie" Matt for his hard work at school.


Did I just get shot down by a Dude? :'(


lol, low blow! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

AvengeDEvO
02-01-2006, 05:40 PM
You guys worry to much for Matt. Let me tell you what’s going to happen... One day he is going to walk into his "Be Like God Physics Class" and he will meet a super hot chick. He’s going to stop canyon carving in his Evo and carve her canyons with his all position drive unit instead. As soon as that happens hell drop down to 20 posts a day instead of his usual 100, and by then he will have a job lined up with NASA with a high six figure pay. All I can say is he is making the ultimate sacrifice 1) Celibacy 2) Sobriety (its not like there is anything to do at Cal-Poly anyway. Just keep doing what you are doing eventually the red pony will be sitting in your drive way, and when you own the red pony you can post a billion posts on there forums like you do here. And we can both go to the meets cuz I want one to.

rammsteinmatt
02-01-2006, 06:00 PM
You guys worry to much for Matt. Let me tell you what’s going to happen... One day he is going to walk into his "Be Like God Physics Class" and he will meet a super hot chick. He’s going to stop canyon carving in his Evo and carve her canyons with his all position drive unit instead. As soon as that happens hell drop down to 20 posts a day instead of his usual 100, and by then he will have a job lined up with NASA with a high six figure pay. All I can say is he is making the ultimate sacrifice 1) Celibacy 2) Sobriety (its not like there is anything to do at Cal-Poly anyway. Just keep doing what you are doing eventually the red pony will be sitting in your drive way, and when you own the red pony you can post a billion posts on there forums like you do here. And we can both go to the meets cuz I want one to.


oh wow, someone really knows how i would like my life to turn out. seriously.

the NASA thing, cal poly, ferraris, huge annual salary. O0


oh yeah, northrup just changed their hiring benchmarks. 2.9 GPA or 8 years experience. uh......sure. the average engineering GPA is 2.4

evomrguy
02-01-2006, 06:59 PM
Well you better stop suckin so damn hard cause I want to see a ferrari at the meets too.

rammsteinmatt
02-01-2006, 07:08 PM
Well you better stop suckin so damn hard cause I want to see a ferrari at the meets too.


the Fcar will probably be 10 years out. seeing how they are more than 2x the cost of an evo, i'll have to get raped getting a house, and those insurance fuckers always screw ya

evomrguy
02-01-2006, 07:12 PM
I say fuck it, buy a scagaletti (I know I spelled it wrong but you get the idea), its bigger and wicked comfortable so then you can just sleep in it, thatll really cut down on the whole buying a house expenditure.

rammsteinmatt
02-01-2006, 07:59 PM
but its a gay front engine. but the V12 would be nice. but you cant beat sound fo the V8s

itsnino
02-07-2006, 03:19 PM
i got a million problems, but a bitch aint one of them (aparently a rapper said that, probably one of the smartest things ive heard from that community)

i didnt know we had a celebrity in the house!!! jay z drives a silver apex evo!!!!! yay!!!

honestly though, thats cool keepin it real matt. the hell with beer matt, but once youre done with edberg and giorgiades (yeah, i did 2 yrs of aerospace at cal poly i know how hard it is) hit me up and ill share my whacky tobaccy with u, hahahaha!!! and thats after your drug test with whatever defense comp u decide to work for. hahahah!!!!

itsnino
02-07-2006, 03:25 PM
oh yeah, northrup just changed their hiring benchmarks. 2.9 GPA or 8 years experience. uh......sure. the average engineering GPA is 2.4

hey matt check again, thats a high average for CPP. try maybe 2.0, hahahaha... cpp has no girls, stinks like badusi and damn "weeder" classes. fuck, i miss cal poly. hahaha...