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WavMixer
02-06-2006, 12:53 PM
What are the 3 most commonly used lies told by cowboys?


#3 - The truck is paid for.

#2 - I won the belt buckle at the rodeo.


Drum roll please..................


and the #1 most commonly told lie...


#1 - I was only helping that sheep over the fence.


:2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

*chris*
02-06-2006, 01:33 PM
AHHH HAHAHAHA ...i should send this to my old college roommate. too funny. hahaha

ovenmit331
02-06-2006, 01:42 PM
ahhhhh texas!

silvery_eagle
02-06-2006, 02:09 PM
i just dont get the joke... hmm..

Terry S
02-06-2006, 02:58 PM
Cowboy's & country music crap is :outofcloset:. Period.

Terry S

gevo
02-06-2006, 03:14 PM
#1 - I was only helping that sheep over the fence.




Hi, my name is Buck.........and I'm here to fuck.

Chris in SD
02-06-2006, 03:32 PM
Cowboy's & country music crap is :outofcloset:. Period.

Terry S


Just like that "Bareback Mountain" movie... LOL

*chris*
02-06-2006, 03:38 PM
i had all but forgotten about that movie man ....damn you.

WavMixer
02-06-2006, 03:48 PM
Top 3 Signs You're a Gay Cowboy

1 - You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
2 - Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
3 - Native Americans refer to you as "Dances With Men"

ultraflip
02-06-2006, 03:52 PM
i dont get the sheep thing

WavMixer
02-06-2006, 04:04 PM
Brokeback To The Future (http://www.liquidgeneration.com/content/a55hat.aspx?cid=1891)

WavMixer
02-06-2006, 04:21 PM
i dont get the sheep thing
I guess you've never been to a farm? If you do go visit a farm, make sure to wear your tallest cowboy boots. You'll need these to hold the back legs in place. :2funny: