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Blaze
02-06-2006, 04:00 PM
So I'm making myself a bite to eat for lunch and I'm thinking about Ultraflip trying to hook it up with the Project GEN model. Then I started thinking of the dating game show and how it would apply to socal members.

Sooooo......IF members of SoCal were to appear on this show:

Who would they be?
What questions would they be asked and ofcourse??
How would they respond to said questions???

I'd like to start round one with the following members:

Ultraflip (since he inspired this)
RamsteinMatt (because everyone seems very concerned with his social life)
Thugline (purely because I look forward to his responses to questions asked)

Enjoy,

Blaze

[p]dOG.
02-06-2006, 04:03 PM
We can sell this idea to FOX :roll:

DTunedEvoX
02-06-2006, 04:06 PM
Ultraflip : Do you suffer from .... blueballs?
Ram: Areee you ... REALLY a Virgin?
Thugline : y0y0y0 whos the last breezie you been with doggg ..

(LOL) - no offense to those listed!

SpdyEvo02
02-06-2006, 04:07 PM
this should be funny

Blaze
02-06-2006, 04:13 PM
Bachelor #1: If after a hard day of work, you came home to a sushi dinner, but later learned several of your fish were missing, how would you react?
Answer: Uh, before or after I ran you over with the car?

Bachelor #2: If I were to be a hard a concrete brick, how would you soften me up?
Answer: Uh...before or after I ran you over with the car?

Bachelor #3: If I were a driving a Viper next to your evo, would you let me win in a freeway race because I'm a girl, or because the Viper is just that much faster then you?
Answer: Bit&^! What the F&^k are you talking about? I'll take a *&(* to your (*&(*&(^&%^%^$#^%$ before I *&^(%*^&$&^% and then *&^%&^$^% # $^%$#^% $#^%$#%^&(*&*& ^%&^%$^&%$#^%$#^%$#^%$#^%$# %^$#^%)(*& ....and then I'm going to run you over with my car!

SpdyEvo02
02-06-2006, 04:14 PM
OMG that is funniest thing i have read all day

MAFIOSO8
02-06-2006, 04:17 PM
ROFL! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Thero
02-06-2006, 04:17 PM
:2funny: That just made my day right there

Terry S
02-06-2006, 04:24 PM
Bachelor #1: If after a hard day of work, you came home to a sushi dinner, but later learned several of your fish were missing, how would you react?
Answer: Uh, before or after I ran you over with the car?

Bachelor #2: If I were to be a hard a concrete brick, how would you soften me up?
Answer: Uh...before or after I ran you over with the car?

Bachelor #3: If I were a driving a Viper next to your evo, would you let me win in a freeway race because I'm a girl, or because the Viper is just that much faster then you?
Answer: Bit&^! What the F&^k are you talking about? I'll take a *&(* to your (*&(*&(^&%^%^$#^%$ before I *&^(%*^&$&^% and then *&^%&^$^% # $^%$#^% $#^%$#%^&(*&*& ^%&^%$^&%$#^%$#^%$#^%$#^%$# %^$#^%)(*& ....and then I'm going to run you over with my car!


Blaze FTW!

Terry S

silvery_eagle
02-06-2006, 04:28 PM
damn flip... so reals?

volcomguy84
02-06-2006, 04:43 PM
hahahaahahahahahahahahaahahaa :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

R3dline
02-06-2006, 04:46 PM
Omg lol :2funny:

[p]dOG.
02-06-2006, 05:04 PM
I'm wondering who is bachelor #3............. :roll: lol

Terry S
02-06-2006, 05:08 PM
dOG. ]
I'm wondering who is bachelor #3............. :roll: lol


See post #1...

Terry S

j_nizzle
02-06-2006, 05:44 PM
Bachelor #1: If after a hard day of work, you came home to a sushi dinner, but later learned several of your fish were missing, how would you react?
Answer: Uh, before or after I ran you over with the car?

Bachelor #2: If I were to be a hard a concrete brick, how would you soften me up?
Answer: Uh...before or after I ran you over with the car?

Bachelor #3: If I were a driving a Viper next to your evo, would you let me win in a freeway race because I'm a girl, or because the Viper is just that much faster then you?
Answer: Bit&^! What the F&^k are you talking about? I'll take a *&(* to your (*&(*&(^&%^%^$#^%$ before I *&^(%*^&$&^% and then *&^%&^$^% # $^%$#^% $#^%$#%^&(*&*& ^%&^%$^&%$#^%$#^%$#^%$#^%$# %^$#^%)(*& ....and then I'm going to run you over with my car!


lol cant wait til cris's gf sees this...i love the exaggerated thugline response!!!

*chris*
02-06-2006, 06:43 PM
pure genius ....hahahahaha

rubelcon
02-06-2006, 06:51 PM
Billy's playing?

rammsteinmatt
02-06-2006, 09:11 PM
Bachelor #2: If I were to be a hard a concrete brick, how would you soften me up?
Answer: Uh...before or after I ran you over with the car?


that was below the belt................

j_nizzle
02-06-2006, 09:19 PM
Bachelor #2: If I were to be a hard a concrete brick, how would you soften me up?
Answer: Uh...before or after I ran you over with the car?


that was below the belt................


more like below the car!!!

volcomguy84
02-06-2006, 11:59 PM
Bachelor #2: If I were to be a hard a concrete brick, how would you soften me up?
Answer: Uh...before or after I ran you over with the car?


that was below the belt................


more like below the car!!!
HAHAHAAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAAHAHA

rammsteinmatt
02-07-2006, 12:18 AM
well ha ha............

Hiro
02-07-2006, 12:41 AM
Who will be the contestants for the next round?

ultraflip
02-07-2006, 07:36 AM
lol cant wait til cris's gf sees this...i love the exaggerated thugline response!!!

gf? i don't have one... :'(

ultraflip
02-07-2006, 07:44 AM
Bachelor #1: If after a hard day of work, you came home to a sushi dinner, but later learned several of your fish were missing, how would you react?
Answer: Uh, before or after I ran you over with the car?



reading the question... then reading the answer... then doing it over... yeah... after this post... that pretty much sums up my answer..... i'd run ya over w/ my car... lol... good one blaze! good start in the morning... :)

ovenmit331
02-07-2006, 08:08 AM
how about rob, billy, and renzo for the next round?

silvery_eagle
02-07-2006, 09:36 AM
yep i second for renzo lol

Blaze
02-07-2006, 10:06 AM
I can't think of any clever questions/responses for Rob. And he'd probably ban me.
How about we swap Rob out with Goku?

Terry S
02-07-2006, 10:06 AM
I can't think of any clever questions/responses for Rob. And he'd probably ban me.
How about we swap Rob out with Goku?


+1

Terry S

ultraflip
02-07-2006, 10:14 AM
DO IT

The Emperor
02-07-2006, 10:19 AM
RENZO is NOT MEXICAN!!!

ovenmit331
02-07-2006, 10:44 AM
why'd this get locked and then unlocked? and sure .. GoKu for Rob ...

Blaze
02-07-2006, 10:50 AM
I locked it because I was going to start a new thread for round two... Then decided against it.

Okay, it's time for ROUND II of: The Dating Game (SoCalEvo style)....

Bachelor # 1: Guku
Bachelor # 2: Renzo
Bachelor # 3: BOVBILLY

Hiro
02-07-2006, 10:51 AM
Bachelor 1: Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
(Answer: I go either way)

Bachelor 2: Same question
(Answer: Is this all an elaborate plot to get me laid?)

Bachelor 3: Same quest-…
(Interupted: Shut the Fk up, Renzo!)

Thero
02-07-2006, 11:28 AM
Bachelor 1: Do you prefer blondes or brunettes?
(Answer: I go either way)

Bachelor 2: Same question
(Answer: Is this all an elaborate plot to get me laid?)

Bachelor 3: Same quest-…
(Interupted: Shut the Fk up, Renzo!)



LOL at all of em but the Renzo one the most

Blaze
02-07-2006, 11:30 AM
Most of those replies are past quotes that only the OC crowd would get....

Someone come up with something funnier.
I could use a laugh today.

silvery_eagle
02-07-2006, 12:04 PM
nobody said he's mexican

ovenmit331
02-07-2006, 12:06 PM
holy crap i thought it was hilarious... but i think i was close to honorary TX representative for the OC crew once upon a time...

DTunedEvoX
02-07-2006, 12:08 PM
I locked it because I was going to start a new thread for round two... Then decided against it.

Okay, it's time for ROUND II of: The Dating Game (SoCalEvo style)....

Bachelor # 1: Guku
Bachelor # 2: Renzo
Bachelor # 3: BOVBILLY




Bachelor #1: Do you drink one of your Jamba Juice "protein shakes" to help .. hmm arouusseee you before a deed?

Bachelor #2: Now I understand why your on the show.

Bachelor #3: OMGWELCOMETOSOCALEVO DATING SHOW. OK THNX BYE

silvery_eagle
02-07-2006, 12:10 PM
Bachelor #2: Do you eye fuck everything with tits and 2 holes between the fucking legs?
Quoted here: http://www.socalevo.net/forum/index.php?topic=17786.msg6651777#msg6651777