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Blaze
05-10-2006, 04:10 PM
I just found out some horrible news today.

I’m sitting at work (that’s right, I’m home on the couch with a bag of Doritos) when I get a call from the Vice President of my company. So I’m crapping my pants thinking, “What did I do now?”

Well, it must have been something pretty bad, because he’s re-assigning me!

WTH?

The main reason I took this new job was because it was based nearly exclusively on the west coast! I hate to travel. It means time away from those I love (love spelled backwards is evo #1 btw) and my family.

Now it seems I have to pack up and move to some place called Trinidad. Anyone heard of it? It’s on some island in the Atlantic. It’s probably hella cold not inhabited by hot, sexy, half naked women either!

So what do I get out of all this? Apparently absolutely nothing to go with my lonely promotion AND fat salary increase.

This really bites. I’m going to have to put up with this for the next 12 months!

Please feel sorry for me while you enjoy the smog,

Blaze
:twisted:

[p]dOG.
05-10-2006, 04:13 PM
our prayers go out to you. :'(



















:2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

ultraflip
05-10-2006, 04:13 PM
hahaha.. you shank blaze!!! congradulations!!

drmosh
05-10-2006, 04:26 PM
I hope you get eaten by sharks... bish...

ultraflip
05-10-2006, 04:27 PM
I hope you get eaten by sharks... bish...



the gods have spoken!!!!
http://www.mikebrowne.com/blog/media/1/20040201-shark_feeding_300200.jpg

krillin
05-10-2006, 04:28 PM
just tell ur boss you wanna stay in CA. *there, done!

Macky
05-10-2006, 04:29 PM
pics or those nekkid women are just a combination of your imagination and the fresh air in trinidad. lolz

Ryukyu
05-10-2006, 04:45 PM
the first thing you better do when you get off that plane is get yourself a SKYLINE! =)

Blaze
05-10-2006, 04:50 PM
the first thing you better do when you get off that plane is get yourself a SKYLINE! =)


Not likely.
But with the salary increase, I'm hoping it means there will be one waiting in my garage when I get home.

Blaze
05-10-2006, 04:52 PM
They have wild animals over there...in Trinidad...

http://www.hdcus.com/trinidad/Trinidad%20176.jpg

Blaze
05-10-2006, 04:53 PM
...and smog.

http://www.humboldt1.com/ladyanne/pelicans_nest/trinidad.jpg

Blaze
05-10-2006, 04:56 PM
and gang violence....

http://www.snowridermag.com/travel/images/hs-3trinidad.jpg

Macky
05-10-2006, 06:06 PM
oh boo hoo cry me a river :grin:

SpdyEvo02
05-10-2006, 06:49 PM
wow blaze that really sucks for you...maybe you can buy some parts and ship them to us so you will feel better.

Blaze
05-10-2006, 06:54 PM
I doubt there's anything you'd want from there bro.
Otherwise I'd hook you up.

Thero
05-10-2006, 06:54 PM
and gang violence....

http://www.snowridermag.com/travel/images/hs-3trinidad.jpg


I want one of those. Get me one if you can :2funny: :)

emperor_gp
05-10-2006, 06:59 PM
get one that likes to SKI!!! :2funny:

Thero
05-10-2006, 07:00 PM
get one that likes to SKI!!! :2funny:


Damn you and your Ski Fantasies :2funny:

Macky
05-10-2006, 07:01 PM
hahahaha

bogey8
05-10-2006, 07:40 PM
I'm making room for your MR in my garage when I get home tonight. I promise I'll take good care of it while you're away.

But if you deside to sell it, I got dibs on the APR wing. O0

SpdyEvo02
05-10-2006, 07:44 PM
I'm making room for your MR in my garage when I get home tonight. I promise I'll take good care of it while you're away.

But if you deside to sell it, I got dibs on the APR wing. O0

bogey do you really want that big wing on your car becasue it will bring unwanted attention...i possibly call dibs on APR wing but mostly ARC parts O0

volcomguy84
05-10-2006, 07:46 PM
shit you mean curly is leaving for a year! i hope you still dont have any of my stuff that you stole *:-\ what are you doing with your house and stuff?

EVOate909
05-10-2006, 07:51 PM
i mite have to jack your CE28s again :-o :grin:

Blaze
05-10-2006, 08:13 PM
shit you mean curly is leaving for a year! i hope you still dont have any of my stuff that you stole :-\ what are you doing with your house and stuff?


You know I might have to take a lil sum sum for the road.

Highrever
05-10-2006, 09:17 PM
Tabago is where it's at, Trinidad is caca

SpdyEvo02
05-10-2006, 09:20 PM
let us know when you are going to leave and we will have a good bye jason meet

Blaze
05-10-2006, 09:44 PM
I'm leaving at the end of the month according to the VP.
But it's not like I'm going to be gone for very long.

Normally assignments like this mean I'm gone for a week or 2 at a time only.

I'll still be around.

emperor_gp
05-10-2006, 09:50 PM
C'mon man, this would be a great excuse to PARTY!!! O0

Blaze
05-10-2006, 10:04 PM
C'mon man, this would be a great excuse to PARTY!!! O0


Why won't you people feel sorry for me?! :'(
I'm really hurting here!

:-P

909Evo
05-10-2006, 10:17 PM
You sir, Suck.

There has been a few times when I thought about disposing of you and stepping in... I think someone might notice though.

evomrguy
05-10-2006, 10:46 PM
Its like, I always hate you, but then you do some dastardly bull shit assholedness shit like this and I find out just how much more I can hate you. Whatever, I heard pay increase, does this mean your plans we discussed might actually see fruition and possibly sooner as well?

Blaze
05-10-2006, 11:32 PM
Well sweetums,

Since I'll be in and out of the country for the next 12 months...probably not.
Unless someone makes a rediculous offer on my evo.
In which case I'd have to acquire the 2G.
(I really wouldn't have any choice)

We'll see bro. There's no telling what will happen in the next few months.
As is, I'm planning on selling my 330 and M3 before I leave so I shed one care payment and 2 insurance liabilities.

silvery_eagle
05-10-2006, 11:43 PM
i can take care of your house for a minimal fees... (plus the evo)

evomrguy
05-10-2006, 11:50 PM
Well sweetums,

Since I'll be in and out of the country for the next 12 months...probably not.
Unless someone makes a rediculous offer on my evo.
In which case I'd have to acquire the 2G.
(I really wouldn't have any choice)

We'll see bro.* There's no telling what will happen in the next few months.
As is, I'm planning on selling my 330 and M3 before I leave so I shed one care payment and 2 insurance liabilities.


Why you gotta bring me down after making me so happy? Bastard. I say you part out the evo too. ;)

Macky
05-11-2006, 04:58 PM
i can take care of your house for a minimal fees... (plus the evo)


ill take care of his house for free ;)

emperor_gp
05-11-2006, 05:01 PM
do i hear BABY DOLLS? :2funny:

Blaze
05-11-2006, 05:01 PM
i can take care of your house for a minimal fees... (plus the evo)


ill take care of his house for free ;)


You wouldn't drive that far, one.
And there's dust out here, two.

But thanks for the offer. O0

Macky
05-11-2006, 08:23 PM
i can take care of your house for a minimal fees... (plus the evo)


ill take care of his house for free ;)


You wouldn't drive that far, one.
And there's dust out here, two.

But thanks for the offer. O0


darn.

foiled again.








i do have a montero in our stable. it can carry a buncha cleaning stuff. plus i dont care if it gets dusty. i figure thats a small price to pay to be able to drive the oil outta Blaze's cars :grin:

WavMixer
05-11-2006, 08:41 PM
Blaze, WTF do you do for a living?

evomrguy
05-11-2006, 09:47 PM
His hand. I dont even think this lazy bastard actually has a job, probably just internet poker and porn. ;)

emperor_gp
05-11-2006, 10:13 PM
Blaze is secretly a P I M P :2funny:

evomrguy
05-11-2006, 10:14 PM
Baby dolls, I heard baby dolls. Is jason finally gonna treat us?

volcomguy84
05-11-2006, 10:28 PM
he needs to!!!!

909Evo
05-12-2006, 04:02 PM
Blaze, WTF do you do for a living?


Lol trust me, not even blaze knows what blaze does for a living.

emperor_gp
05-13-2006, 12:20 AM
Baby dolls, I heard baby dolls. Is jason finally gonna treat us?


B A B Y D O L L S ! ! !

bogey8
05-13-2006, 08:06 AM
Blaze hosts internet porn sites.

How else can he a afford 3 cars, a house, 2 wives, all the travelling he does, and still be online 24/7?

volcomguy84
05-13-2006, 01:56 PM
no no no jason works for those call girl lines..........you call thinking you are talking to some hot blonde with huge fakies named Candy, but its actually a skinny little curly haired guy with a womanly voice swooning away your money!!! :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

Blaze
05-13-2006, 02:12 PM
That's creative.

I just can't figure out why knowing this, you continue to call me. :idiot2:

volcomguy84
05-13-2006, 02:39 PM
hey what can i say, i cant help it O0

turbolarry
05-15-2006, 06:56 AM
Baby dolls, I heard baby dolls. Is jason finally gonna treat us?




Baby dolls, I heard baby dolls. Is jason finally gonna treat us?


I'll sneak out of the house for this one.
BABYDOLLS!

B A B Y D O L L S ! ! !

emperor_gp
05-15-2006, 07:04 AM
baby-dolls, baby-dolls, baby-dolls O0

evomrguy
05-16-2006, 11:42 PM
Baby Dolls. I tried to get Larry to go but all I heard from him was "I cant take another ass beating from the wife" and then he cowered in the corner. ;) So I guess its just up to us Garry.