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Chris in SD
06-04-2006, 04:28 PM
NOTE TO MODS:* THIS IS NOT A DYNOFLASH SUCKS THREAD - JUST SOMETHING FUNNY ABOUT AL TODAY...

So I was at this local shop today for a get together/BBQ/etc.* Turns out our fave Big Al was there to t00n some Evos...

Anyway, Al comes up and says, "Hey man, where's your Evo?"* I explain what happened and then point out the S4 as the replacement.* He asks me if he can drive it around the parking lot (big lot).* I tap-danced for an excuse and said maybe later.

A couple hours go by and Al corners me... Fresh out of excuses, I let him drive it.* Keep in mind I told some of the Evo guys that I predicted Al would complain about my boost controller ("But Al, it's normally aspirated") or some other crap...

When he gets in, he damn near filled up the whole front seating area.* I'm no small guy, so you can imagine.* *:-o* We take off and instantly the, "Bro, this is slow" talk begins.* I try in futility to explain that I bought it for stealth and to chill in, but he goes on and on about how I should have bought an Evo IX.

So we pull in, get out, and he SHOUTS, "BRO, THIS THING SUCKS!* I WILL ONLY DEAL WITH EVOS!* AUDIS ARE SLOW PIECES OF SHIT!"* Real classy, this Al...* The DC Evo guys are standing around, jaws dropped.* I know Al from WAY back, so I am used to his BS.* He gave me more shit about how it must really be a V6 and whatnot.* I ended the deal with, "Gee, I guess I shouldn't have Dynoflashed it..."* *O0

Another quality Al Friedman moment to cherish.* :smitten:

blkside
06-04-2006, 04:34 PM
Is this a common occurence...I see that there are complaints about him on SoCal but 90% of the EVOm guys are all about al....whats the consensus of the So Cal guys

EVOate909
06-04-2006, 04:35 PM
wow...

Macky
06-04-2006, 04:37 PM
this would have been the perfect case of:

Chris in SD
06-04-2006, 04:37 PM
Is this a common occurence...I see that there are complaints about him on SoCal but 90% of the EVOm guys are all about al....whats the consensus of the So Cal guys


I had 3 flashes from Al with no problems. *He's just a GIANT pain in the ass to deal with... LOL *As far as EvoM goes, take EVERYTHING there with several hundred grains of salt.

As far as today goes, I just laughed. I am well-versed with Al's antics. As long as it makes him feel better... LOL

silvery_eagle
06-04-2006, 04:39 PM
lol macky....+1

Macky
06-04-2006, 04:40 PM
lol macky....+1


yea bro. i mean i can understand if you guys know each other, but man, give respect on the other person's car.

Blaze
06-04-2006, 04:43 PM
Seems like it's just normal Alcoholism.

But after all the stories, rumored and confirmed...WHY would you let him drive your car?
Glad it's safe and sound.

blkside
06-04-2006, 04:46 PM
I use EVOm for entertainment. Some guy either blew a headgasket or blew a cylinder from what he said....coolant in the oil....anyways someone gets *on and tells him to fill it with oil and start it....so he does and he gets back on and said his engine just seized....WOW

http://forums.evolutionm.net/showthread.php?t=204507

C-Spec
06-04-2006, 04:49 PM
why do you even talking to that guy? He only talk shit because you let him and also WTF would you let him drive your car in the first place??

Chris in SD
06-04-2006, 04:54 PM
He didn't drive crazy... I was there with him. I knew he was going to talk shit - I kind of wanted to see what he would say.... Even when I was expecting it, he is still way over the top... LOL

C-Spec
06-04-2006, 04:56 PM
hey Chris you used to be an AF guy, next time just WaMPPP straight fist his face. O0

Chris in SD
06-04-2006, 04:58 PM
hey Chris you used to be an AF guy, next time just WaMPPP straight fist his face.* O0


I wasn't in the Chair Force (no offense to Capt Kim) - I was a Marine. I'm pretty sure I could take Al out if I needed to. It was just entertaining in a car-crash sort of way...

C-Spec
06-04-2006, 05:04 PM
hey Chris you used to be an AF guy, next time just WaMPPP straight fist his face. O0


I wasn't in the Chair Force (no offense to Capt Kim) - I was a Marine. I'm pretty sure I could take Al out if I needed to. It was just entertaining in a car-crash sort of way...


i didn't know you were in the MArines? i was in the marines too 4 years 0311 infantry. Hooorahhhhh

blkside
06-04-2006, 05:08 PM
a few more people and we can make this a military thread...army

Bills Evo
06-04-2006, 05:16 PM
Here's a new word for your vocabulary 'NO'. If that doesn't work call me and I'll communicate the more subtle meanings of the word.* * * * * Bill :knuppel2:

Chris in SD
06-04-2006, 06:24 PM
I know, I know... I had fully intended to blow him off. When he asked me, I really didn't have a good excuse to throw at him... If you haven't met Al, then make a point of it just so you can laugh at his antics. If I can say NO to fat chicks, then I should be able to say no to big, fat, obnoxious, NY Evo t00ners.

Macky
06-04-2006, 06:32 PM
a few more people and we can make this a military thread...army


+1

army Lt. waay long ago.

blkside
06-04-2006, 06:46 PM
No shit..what unit were you with?

Macky
06-04-2006, 06:50 PM
No shit..what unit were you with?



i wasnt in this country's Army ;)

blkside
06-04-2006, 07:01 PM
Well at least you served.. thats all that matters....even if it was as an officer....lol....Im enlisted but I am still the boss....

slow_evo
06-04-2006, 07:03 PM
Well at least you served.. thats all that matters....even if it was as an officer....lol....Im enlisted but I am still the boss....


Or so you think lol!!! jp.

Macky
06-04-2006, 07:04 PM
Well at least you served.. thats all that matters....even if it was as an officer....lol....Im enlisted but I am still the boss....


lol during OCS the staff sgt kicked my ass haha

slow_evo
06-04-2006, 07:07 PM
Well at least you served.. thats all that matters....even if it was as an officer....lol....Im enlisted but I am still the boss....


lol during OCS the staff sgt kicked my ass haha


He yelled at you? Or literally beat your ass? lol

blkside
06-04-2006, 07:15 PM
Yeah so what country did you serve for?

Macky
06-04-2006, 09:20 PM
Yeah so what country did you serve for?


Philippines.

C-Spec
06-04-2006, 09:49 PM
philipino marines are good guys and tough too. I was there for 3 months training them "Subic bay". Good time and ate too many baloot. O0

Chris in SD
06-05-2006, 03:06 AM
I'm glad I was worried about this thread going off-topic about Dynoflash... :roll: LOL

Macky
06-05-2006, 08:17 AM
I'm glad I was worried about this thread going off-topic about Dynoflash... :roll: LOL


you know all of us Military guys. we stick together hehe

GokuSSJ4
06-05-2006, 08:17 AM
I'm glad I was worried about this thread going off-topic about Dynoflash... :roll: LOL

LOL,,,, an i though you guys would bash on the tuner, but i guess not. Chris, knowing the way AL is with things, i'm suprise that you still gave him a chance.

blkside
06-05-2006, 12:40 PM
Yeah thats the truth ...we may not get along at work but start a fight with a bunch of soldiers at a bar that DONT KNOW each other....and I guarantee you will get your ass whooped...its a comraderie thing....its all family

Macky
06-05-2006, 12:41 PM
Yeah thats the truth ...we may not get along at work but start a fight with a bunch of soldiers at a bar that DONT KNOW each other....and I guarantee you will get your ass whooped...its a comraderie thing....its all family


A-MEN!

blkside
06-05-2006, 12:48 PM
Hey Macky, you must be SPEC-OPS cause everytime you respond...it says your offline...you are dubbed Forum Sniper....lol

silvery_eagle
06-05-2006, 12:55 PM
you can hide your online status....
it's a secret option where you can edit in your profile O0

Terry S
06-05-2006, 12:59 PM
I'm beginning to think that "Big Al" is the same person as Michael Moore... Does anyone have a picture or two of Al that I can use for a side by side comparison?

They both are rediculous & psychotic. Both are gigantic & slovenly... Maybe twins separated at birth?

Terry S

WavMixer
06-05-2006, 01:15 PM
I'm glad I was worried about this thread going off-topic about Dynoflash...* :roll: LOL


you know all of us Military guys. we stick together hehe
Especially Marines, you need to pull them apart with a pry bar...


j/k ;)

Chris in SD
06-05-2006, 01:47 PM
I'm glad I was worried about this thread going off-topic about Dynoflash...* :roll: LOL


you know all of us Military guys. we stick together hehe
Especially Marines, you need to pull them apart with a pry bar...


j/k* ;)


Nope, that would be the Navy... "It's not gay underway" - Unofficial Navy motto

Macky
06-05-2006, 02:50 PM
Hey Macky, you must be SPEC-OPS cause everytime you respond...it says your offline...you are dubbed Forum Sniper....lol


hahaha good one!

silvery_eagle
06-05-2006, 03:25 PM
you guys and your marine / army .... :idiot2:

blkside
06-05-2006, 03:29 PM
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tommygun
06-05-2006, 10:41 PM
funny stuff the AL experience and the thread topic all the better to enjoy

reborn
06-07-2006, 08:57 AM
CHair Force!!

ultraflip
06-07-2006, 08:58 AM
Hey Macky, you must be SPEC-OPS cause everytime you respond...it says your offline...you are dubbed Forum Sniper....lol


hahaha good one!


all covert... lol

blkside
06-07-2006, 12:36 PM
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