hello all my sexy lovers!

[BudLightMike]

hello to you all. how are all my favorite trouble makers doing?

[kambodianboi]

Pretty good...

[BudLightMike]

can i get banned in here?

[Terenus]

Let me start deleting your posts.

[BudLightMike]

Boooooooo. I've been a good boy

[Andrew9RS]

Lmao!

Bout time you got to post in here!

[HMatt]

can i get banned in here?


Don't post up porn or for sale adds (in here anyway)... and you won't get banned...

[Blk Mivo IX]

LOL noone posts in here!!

[Andrew9RS]

Where's the GURU forum?

[HMatt]

^holy shit! When did you pick up guru?

Appearently you don't have to know shit to do that... You just have to post all day in the chatterbox...

[osolokes213]

sooooo, what's going on?

[Andrew9RS]

Hell Yeah!

[obstacle1]

^holy shit! When did you pick up guru?

Appearently you don't have to know shit to do that... You just have to post all day in the chatterbox...
hahaha

[blkside]

Holy Fuck the neighborhood now has a drunk white trash feel to it... not quite trailer park... more like a ........... a tent... yeah a tent...lol

[Blk Mivo IX]

LMFAO tent!

[Andrew9RS]

tent with a bench?

[HMatt]

^naw.... got a bunch of those folding chairs though...

[blkside]

Damn we all need a hobby...

[Blk Mivo IX]

haha i thought modding cars was a hobby? oh wait it is until you run out of money LOL

[HMatt]

^YUP! HAHAHAHA!

[Andrew9RS]

So mike, what are you wearing?

[BudLightMike]

nothing at all. im wearing nothing

[Sam Smash]

I LOVE IT WHEN HE WEARS NOTHING

[BudLightMike]

i love it when you send me pics of bud lights and i ran out and am to tired and buzzed to go to the store!

[Andrew9RS]

I have some in my fridge

[Sam Smash]

Tasmanian devils give birth to 20-30 young, each weighing approximately 0.18-0.24 grams. When the young are born, they move from the vagina to the pouch. Once inside the pouch, they each remain attached to a nipple for the next 100 days. Despite the large litter at birth, the female has only four nipples, so that no more than four young can survive birth. Those who do not procure a nipple are typically eaten by the mother.

[BudLightMike]

lol ahahaahahahhahah andrew loves nipples no wonder he survives!

[Sam Smash]

The Irish Wolfhound is considered to be the largest breed of dog. Male Irish Wolfhounds average between 36-40"(85-90cm) at the shoulders(withers). The average life span of an Irish Wolfhound is only six and a half years. Because of the large size and short lifespan of this breed, the Irish Wolfhound has a phenomenal growth rate as a puppy. When fed a proper diet, Irish Wolfhound puppies can grow over 3/4"(2cm) a week in height, and gain up to 1 pound(.45kg) a day. Irish Wolfhounds can grow to full size in as little as 8 months, although they are still considered puppies until 18 months old.

There are tales of Irish Wolfhounds being used in war to dismount warriors from the backs of horses, and of the dogs chasing lions away in Africa.

[Andrew9RS]

Now i don't feel so stupid when I'm reading this forum, Sam, You make me SMART!

[GokuSSJ4]

WTF HAHAHAHAHA!!!

[BudLightMike]

sam has been on the bomb one posting random animal facts for the last few days!

[Blk Mivo IX]

sam i need an oil change!

[BudLightMike]

do it yourself bench.

[GokuSSJ4]

Hahaha!!! Sam needs to be shadow. He's out of control. Loll

[Blk Mivo IX]

do it yourself bench.

go buy me some oil and a filter and get me tools
then ill do it! oh and a jack too!

[Sam Smash]

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar

[Andrew9RS]

Lmfao

Sam rubbed my hand and called me his sexy lover.... I asked him where mike was he said he doesnt know a mike....


Sorry mike, Sam is now mine

[BudLightMike]

fuck you

[ultraflip]

wtf... unregulated... no holdsbar'd posting... and you guys utilize it to talk about this kinda shit? fkn waste

[BudLightMike]

dont make me make you put an american car on the dyo then pull out my strap and kick you out!

[HMatt]

wtf... unregulated... no holdsbar'd posting... and you guys utilize it to talk about this kinda shit? fkn waste


Well... we would post porn... but you guys shot that down quick...

[BudLightMike]

^^^^tell me about it. i bet you guys i could get banned in here in a heart beat if i was to try. lol so much for no hold barred! i would push the limits but dont need to start all over again and go evo specialist in a month again lol

[ultraflip]

there's already a separate forum for porn

[BudLightMike]

where is this secret section at

[ultraflip]

http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=37&board=119.0

[osolokes213]

so the rules say no porn but R-rated acceptable...that means nudes are allowed!!! right? lol

[BudLightMike]

wehere is the fing porn!

[HMatt]

Well... r-rated movies do have at least naked bitches running around... Just sayin...

[BudLightMike]

hmmmm i wonder what would happen?

[osolokes213]

maybe if they block that thread for "specialist" also then we should be able to post w/o worrying about other people seeing it

[HMatt]

I kinda want to do it... but I'm scurred...

[osolokes213]

lets wait for approval

[Andrew9RS]

In for Pr0nz!

[BudLightMike]

there's already a separate forum for porn


still cant find this porn section!

[Andrew9RS]

I'll show you my secret porn section ;)




But seriously! I want in on this! Wheres this place!

[GokuSSJ4]

http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=37&board=119.0
the sad thing is that Flip uses this section to post pics of Renzo... LOL

I believe the admins from the beginning have decided not to create a sub forum for porn, even if its pw protected.. The entire purpose for SCE is aside porn, since you have plenty of forums out there that cater to this...
We dont need to derail SCE into this type of pattern...

[BudLightMike]

i like porn! but he also has a good point. me and andrew will be statying our own website soon. its gonna be www.allaboutmeandhim.orgasm!

[Azian]

:2funny:

[ultraflip]

http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?option=com_smf&Itemid=37&board=119.0
the sad thing is that Flip uses this section to post pics of Renzo... LOL

I believe the admins from the beginning have decided not to create a sub forum for porn, even if its pw protected.. The entire purpose for SCE is aside porn, since you have plenty of forums out there that cater to this...
We dont need to derail SCE into this type of pattern...


i got dirty pictures of you goku if you want me to post those.. ;)

[BudLightMike]

You dont have the balls

[jamesinger]

MOD on MOD pr0n.

[HMatt]

You dont have the balls


Uh-oh.... Flip, you just got no-balls'd...

[ultraflip]

lol.... of all the mods... i think goku was the most photoshopped out of the history of socalevo.... ricardon was a close second though

[S2myEVO]

post that shit already. LOL

[Mister]

Where's the GURU forum?


Seriously....
:)

[Andrew9RS]

O0

[ultraflip]

you guys dont have enough posts for that area

[HMatt]

^that sounds like a threat to me.

[Andrew9RS]

I'm up there lol

[BudLightMike]

your all fucking colored
@

[HMatt]

^Hey, I'm offended by that. I'm white. How dare you belittle me by claiming i'm some worthless colored person!

Come on! Who wants to start a race war?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!