Last Saturday was Mrs. Wav's birthday, so I took her to Disneyland. We got there as the gates opened and we were surrounded by a sea of red shirts!
It would seem as though October 1st (my wife's b-day) is national gay day. Now I do have friends that are gay, but WTF? Can we have a national straight day? Why do gays go around advertising there sexual preference anyway? We were standing in line at the Autopia (a ride designed for small kids) when this small girl (7 or 8 year old) asked her dad what gay day was. You should have seen the embarrassed look on his face as he was now confronted with giving his young daughter the birds and bees lecture long before he had intended to. I saw shirts printed with stuff like "Spitters are quitters" and
"Recruiter
Looking for a few good men
Maybe all us straight guys should try going to Disneyland wearing shirts that say "I Eat Pussy" or "Dicks are for pussies, not assholes". I wonder how long I could wear a shirt like that in the park before getting kicked out?