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Thread: The Book of Sam

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    The Book of Sam

    I dedicate this thread to Sam (GoFaster87) who's vast wisdom is shadowed only by an acute case of homophobia.

    Please. Let's all bow our heads as we read some exerts from....The Book of Sam.

    Chapter 7: What's gay?

    Sickness is not an excuse for gayness.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6713358

    Haircuts are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6675569

    Tom/Goku is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6720724

    Beavers are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6624178

    Boba is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6687471

    Roster lists are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6568939

    JDM is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6744699

    Dynoflash is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6598896

    BOVBilly is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6577946

    XBox is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6616517

    Nissan Skylines are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6580686

    Bevo looks gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6699638

    MySpace is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6587990

    Protesting smog laws is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6573740

    Dealerships are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6674489

    The Cyber Evo is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6628094

    You guys are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6667275

    Asians are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6714137

    Crews are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6643571

    Supercharging an evo is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6639803

    Cusco is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6602772

    Pep Boy orbital buffers are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6625105

    JNizzle is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6637272

    Lines at the pump are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6615927

    Evos are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6617200

    Goku is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6613027

    Painting your stock parts is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6588284

    Rhys Millen movies are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6586417

    Evo Badges are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6673848

    Hackers are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6726077

    This thread and some of the people on it are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6694354

    Tickets are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6622062

    Flashes are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6717121

    Lancershop is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6624625

    GReddy is pretty gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6630131

    Taco gangs are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6643122

    Boost controllers are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6674811

    Green and black colors look gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6582114

    Eclipses are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6585745

    Leather in an evo is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6613739

    Reviving threads is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...een#msg6667087

    17 year olds are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...cseen#msg84914

    Forum hoopla is gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...seen#msg131568

    Mitsubishi triangles are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...seen#msg142990

    Smilies are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...seen#msg126320

    Price mark ups are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...seen#msg113869

    Badges are gay.
    http://www.socalevo.net/forum/index....337#msg6841337

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    haha.

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    dam jason thats alot of research

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    dam my scroll button broke!
    http://www.socalevo.net/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=2927&dateline=1382884  436

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    i coulda swore he called me gay at one point... i feel left out.... lol
    illuzionz 1.0

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    Quote Originally Posted by ultraflip
    i coulda swore he called me gay at one point... i feel left out.... lol
    I suspect my status may change after he catches wind of this thread.

    lol

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    lol good one

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    Damn all the gayness in here, go back to your smiting.

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    Quote Originally Posted by gofaster87
    Damn all the gayness in here, go back to your smiting.

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    i didnt even know there was evos on this forum till now
    <a href="http://www.thecraigbennett.com/"><img src="http://www.thecraigbennett.com/docs/hosted_images/steve-meade-sig-banner.jpg" alt="" height="60" border="0" width="468"></a>

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    Quote Originally Posted by Raine3D
    i didnt even know there was evos on this forum till now
    I'd always thought it was an online dating service.
    I was going to unsubscribe since it's a real sausage fest here....

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    damn, im gay...
    no one on this forum knows how to spell.

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    lmfao
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    Re: The Book of Sam

    Too funny
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    Re: The Book of Sam

    rofl
    Jesse Sez: If you're ever in a midget-tossing contest, always go for the happy midget. It is definitely much harder to toss them when they're unhappy

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    I wouldn't be surprised if he says that mi sig is gay.
    Jesse Sez: If you're ever in a midget-tossing contest, always go for the happy midget. It is definitely much harder to toss them when they're unhappy

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    The Book of Sam is Gay
    http://www.socalevo.net/index.php?op...&topic=23167.0


    Your Sig is funny hehe
    &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.thecraigbennett.com/&quot;&gt;&lt;img src=&quot;http://www.thecraigbennett.com/docs/hosted_images/steve-meade-sig-banner.jpg&quot; alt=&quot;&quot; height=&quot;60&quot; border=&quot;0&quot; width=&quot;468&quot;&gt;&lt;/a&gt;

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    I like the title :)

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    The book of Sam is almighty and sacred so SRT needs to stay out of it. This isnt another thread to haggle your shiat. Ill add one more chapter to it by saying how gay evo owners are for being the most gullible people in the land. Take a look at the standalone thread as an example. Where do people get their info. the encyclopedia for maroons?

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    Re: The Book of Sam

    roflmfao

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