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    Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count



    And god wins as the greatest biblical mass murderer! Satan needs to start backing up all this talk about his "bad-ass-ness" by killing loads of people.

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    Re: Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count

    Dude where did you get that?
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    haha
    r u looney tuned?

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    Quote Originally Posted by GinuwineEvo8
    Dude where did you get that?
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    worship me or die!
    r u looney tuned?

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    Re: Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count

    thats great terry! i love using that argument! haha

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    haha, saw this on digg earlier.

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    wow

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    Have any of you read any of Sam Harris' work lately?
    Stop hiding behind the AWD.

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    who were the 10 Satan killed?
    Stop hiding behind the AWD.

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    Re: Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count

    http://www.gospeakit.com/science/bible-body-count.html

    For those that are curious about where the numbers come from, this guy already crunched all the numbers for you. He even links every reference to the Skeptic's Annotated Bible and The Brick Testament websites.

    My personal favorites:

    - For complaining - 14,700 killed
    - Ahaziah is killed for talking to the wrong god - 1 killed
    - God sends two bears to kill children for making fun of Elisha's bald head - 42 killed
    - "The Lord smote the Ethiopians." - 1,000,000 killed

    ROFL

    Terry S (no I dont know which 10 satan killed still)
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    Re: Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count

    I never even heard of Satan actually killing anyone.. scaring, harassing from his Demons, mayhem, plauges etc.. but never killing... anyone know of people he killed?
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    i thought saddam = satan... and found out that saddam died.. so i was wrong
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    i would also like to know who satan killed..
    i didnt see that info on the site..
    r u looney tuned?

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    Re: Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count

    For the inquiring minds wanting to know, i'm researching the Satan kills right now.

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    Re: Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count

    Quote Originally Posted by Terry S
    For the inquiring minds wanting to know, i'm researching the Satan kills right now.
    Terry S
    Sweet .. I believe it was mentioned in the book of job ...
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    Re: Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count

    Quote Originally Posted by GinuwineEvo8
    Quote Originally Posted by Terry S
    For the inquiring minds wanting to know, i'm researching the Satan kills right now.
    Terry S
    Sweet .. I believe it was mentioned in the book of job ...
    damn I didnt pay enough attention in Catholic school or catacism
    I will burn in hell now... but then again since Terry is still trying to find out if Satan actually killed anyone it might not be too bad....
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    Re: Bible Info: God vs. Satan - Final Body Count

    you guys are funny!! :D loll ...
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    Satan, being the prince of deception and temptation, leads people to their own demise. God is the true authority in the universe. This is assuming that God is directly correlated with the death of 2 million. Satan's influence can sway the path of those in the plan of salvation, leading them to die. In the case of Noah's Ark, people were so evil that he had to rid the world of them. Sodom and Gamorah had a similar result. I would not say that God "murdered" 2 million, but passes his full authoritive judgement upon them.
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