And god wins as the greatest biblical mass murderer! Satan needs to start backing up all this talk about his "bad-ass-ness" by killing loads of people.
Terry S
And god wins as the greatest biblical mass murderer! Satan needs to start backing up all this talk about his "bad-ass-ness" by killing loads of people.
Terry S
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Dude where did you get that?
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haha
r u looney tuned?
+1Originally Posted by GinuwineEvo8
worship me or die!
r u looney tuned?
thats great terry! i love using that argument! haha
haha, saw this on digg earlier.
wow
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Have any of you read any of Sam Harris' work lately?
Stop hiding behind the AWD.
who were the 10 Satan killed?
Stop hiding behind the AWD.
http://www.gospeakit.com/science/bible-body-count.html
For those that are curious about where the numbers come from, this guy already crunched all the numbers for you. He even links every reference to the Skeptic's Annotated Bible and The Brick Testament websites.
My personal favorites:
- For complaining - 14,700 killed
- Ahaziah is killed for talking to the wrong god - 1 killed
- God sends two bears to kill children for making fun of Elisha's bald head - 42 killed
- "The Lord smote the Ethiopians." - 1,000,000 killed
ROFL
Terry S (no I dont know which 10 satan killed still)
[quote author=Ricardon link=topic=15177.msg6617356#msg6617356 date=1132790185]<br />Just about the most relevant post I have ever seen on this board...EVER!Â* Terry S not only wins the thread, he wins the board...I humbly bow out.<br />[/quote]<br />[quote author=ultraflip link=topic=7103.msg6679340#msg6679340 date=1142880156]<br />HAHAHHAA... TERRY PWNZ ALLLL!!! i bow[/quote]
I never even heard of Satan actually killing anyone.. scaring, harassing from his Demons, mayhem, plauges etc.. but never killing... anyone know of people he killed?
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i thought saddam = satan... and found out that saddam died.. so i was wrong
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i would also like to know who satan killed..
i didnt see that info on the site..
r u looney tuned?
For the inquiring minds wanting to know, i'm researching the Satan kills right now.
Terry S
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Sweet .. I believe it was mentioned in the book of job ...Originally Posted by Terry S
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damn I didnt pay enough attention in Catholic school or catacismOriginally Posted by GinuwineEvo8
I will burn in hell now... but then again since Terry is still trying to find out if Satan actually killed anyone it might not be too bad....
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you guys are funny!! :D loll ...
''Yo, a$$G@@! This motherfucka's dead! Ain't no Chris Angel Mind freak, David Blaine trapdoor horseshit jumpin' off here!''
Satan, being the prince of deception and temptation, leads people to their own demise. God is the true authority in the universe. This is assuming that God is directly correlated with the death of 2 million. Satan's influence can sway the path of those in the plan of salvation, leading them to die. In the case of Noah's Ark, people were so evil that he had to rid the world of them. Sodom and Gamorah had a similar result. I would not say that God "murdered" 2 million, but passes his full authoritive judgement upon them.