Its the best when you just lie your brains out to people that know absolutely nothing....
(kids at my highschool) Â*"dude why did you buy a lancer and not a evo?" :roll:
Its the best when you just lie your brains out to people that know absolutely nothing....
(kids at my highschool) Â*"dude why did you buy a lancer and not a evo?" :roll:
"How many pounds are you boosting?"
Me:"Stock PSI is about 19.5"
'Whats PSI?"
Me:"....."
LOL
I like it when you get bullshit stories about their car or friends car.
"Me and my buddy were driving to Vegas in his StI and we were goin like 180 cuz his car has intercoolers and shit"
Yes intercoolers is plural. I just nod my head and say wow.
I ALWAYS get the "your gonna leave your car on?"
I always say I have good insurance.
I also get the that/this car will beat you because its a V6/8 and yours is a V4. LOL
"What bodykit is that?"
"Do you have NOZ in that?" (i have HKS BOV at time)
"If you haven't driven an Evo, it's hard to explain why this car evokes feelings of utter lust; the driving experience is simply that pure"--Road and Track, Feb 2005 Long term test
The funniest comment I got was from my sis which lives in Florida. When she came to visit she said to me
" See I`ve been telling you to move to florida see what happened to your trunk and hood? The sun burnt off the paint now its all black" HAHAHAHAHAHA I couldnt stop laughing.
The most commen comment I still get till this day...
"why do you have 2 radiators?" Wow 2 radiators? That question emazed me the first and every other time I hear it hehehehe.
i got a text message, saying "i have a thing for tall boys and evos.. come up to the 3rd floor."
bingo!
so did you take beer up there
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xl4WN4La18
AT WORK DUDE CAME UP TO ME AND SAID ( U NEED TO TAKE UR CAR IN ) WHY?? ( IT MAKES A FUNNY SWOOSH SOUND WHEN U CHANGE GEARS ON THE FREEWAY) LOL LOL
TUNE TECH AND 4X4S LOL
I always get the " HEY YOUR CAR IS ON!!!!" i just laugh and say...Oh SHIT it is huh......then i keep walking....also i get....that a mighty big radiator you have in the front of your car...also
....Is that STI turbo??? i told the kid to just slap yourself and tell your parents i said im sorry.
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was at the gas station filling up and this friking pretty boy walks out and takes a look at my car and ask how much, so I tell him... and hes like " for a mitsubishi? you should bought a bimmer" with this lil attitide... and I was like for what besides the M serries, bimmers are for chicks and fags... this lil bitch give me a look and walks over to his RED 3 series!!! LMFAO
LOL!Originally Posted by Granny Shifter
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At a performance shop, the know-it-all-guy that worked on my GSR told me how the MR is the nicest because its the fast one made out of Germany.
daaaamn
i cant believe i read this whole thread.... wows
funny shiet.
i was driving with my bro one time and we were pulling out of the rainforest cafe at dtown disney...
his HKS BOV blew off and some lady that was walking was like gunna have a heart attack.. she freaked out hahah
it was great....
Bench In A Park - Gamertag<br />[quote author=leaveit2bevo link=topic=40229.msg6992181#msg6992181 date=1174539342]<br />jesus thats worse then the dyno penis graph.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />
i was filling up with gas couple of days ago and someone commented about my ride and said "thats the V6 evo right".
now that is just hilariousOriginally Posted by d3voL-VIII
Bench In A Park - Gamertag<br />[quote author=leaveit2bevo link=topic=40229.msg6992181#msg6992181 date=1174539342]<br />jesus thats worse then the dyno penis graph.<br />[/quote]<br /><br />
Haha, I would of NOT let that dude work on your car.Originally Posted by redIX4me
Hahahahah V6 Evo thats funny. Didnt know they made the V6 Evo.
weirdest comments I got was " yeah I heard that thing"my evo" were fast! Is that a Subaru's",,
I recently got a funny weird comment, "what kind of car is that, we see thousands of cars every week at this car wash and I have never seen one like that."
Just a Mitsu Evo without the wing was the easiest reply. Should have had something goofy to tell him.
Wayne