http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI3YAXez2AQ
heres a song for all your exs. haha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BI3YAXez2AQ
heres a song for all your exs. haha
I'M HERE FOR A GOOD TIME, NOT A LONG TIME.
need more stories lol
+1Originally Posted by LakaiorDie
IG: evofiat_guy
Well, I received the most interesting news ever about my ex thru an old mutual friend the other day. Last I talked with my ex was around 18months ago over the phone, ended in a fight as always. Turns out the random skinny crack head black guy she was seeing at that time knocked her up, so now she's got a little baby porch monkey LOL. Karma clearly isn't racist lmao
ouch
honda power
LOLLLLL
IN4NUDES
Diplomatic Immunity.
+1Originally Posted by EvolutionXtacy
+2Originally Posted by EvolutionXtacy
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I smashed on a chick last night and she kept talking about how good she was.. meh I fell asleep.
^^ so Jo3y wasn't that good?
Naw wasnt Jo3y at least Jo3y knows when to shut upOriginally Posted by chinoxmk22
Was she drunk?Originally Posted by LakaiorDie
One thing I learned early in life is to never take advantage of drunk girls... Not because it's wrong, but because they SUCK in bed. So much so that it's not worth it. I figured that out when the chick came, then passed the fuck out. Yeah... I was so pissed that I couldn't even finish. I slapped her around and everything. No effect... Well... No effect on her... It made me feel better though.
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haha naw she was not drunk but she just wouldnt shut the fuck up. -__- I actually wanted to like slip out of her house once she fell asleep but the evo was parked under her appartment.. in backwards.. sometimes I hate having a loud car.. :/Originally Posted by HMatt
lol she fell asleep! that's amazing I had something kinda like that happen before but I didnt even get to smash she just got in bed we mad out and she knocked out.. next morning I started packing to check out of the hotel while she was a awake and she pretty muched begged for me to smash, that was fun.
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