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    suicide by evo

    I'm going to go ahead and apologize for my spelling/grammar/sentence structure/etc. I've been up for 28 hours and I'm barely awake.

    well today started off great. woke up checked the weather and the predicted forecast was rain for the next few days. i decide it would be a great idea to clay and wax my car before all this rain and why not my car is in desperate need of a fresh coat. so i spend a few hours running around town doing errands before i start her bath and few hour massage. errands finished and i start my detailing process. i take my time because i dont work tonight (i work night shift in the ER) inspecting every new chip to new found scratches errrrr and debating if i wanted to put my cf lip on :roll:

    end up finishing waxing my car around 530 perfect because it was pretty much dusk at my house and i still had to eat some dinner and go to my softball game, yes i play softball haha. well im eating dinner and my house phone rings. caller id says its the hospital and i ignore it thinking its for my roommate (my pops) since he works at the same hospital. well about 30 seconds later my cell phone rings and yup its the hospital asking if i wanted to come in to work tonight since its packed with patients and they were short staffed...i told them after my game i could come in if they still needed me (i was hoping it would slow down and they wouldnt need me because it would make it day 1 of 7 in a row) sure enough after my game i call work to confirm if they still wanted me to come into work. they said yes. :'( yay...so i go home, shower, and get ready for work.

    i get out to my car stop and admire how stunning she is freshly waxed and glowing in the moonlight. fell in love with my car all over again well enough of that have to get to work! get in to the evo and start the very long commute of 6 miles about 1 mile into the commute im in the far right lane getting ready to get onto the freeway a car decides it wants to dart out and commit suicide by evo. i had no time to slow down change lanes or even react. pretty sure the head of the cat hit my fog light area. it was a loud bang, then it sounded like shrapnel was just pounding my undercarraige then a thump (front right) and another thump (rear right) and then dead feline behind me...

    i slowed down right after the fact to see if my car was alright...got out and it only looked my mesh by my fog light was pushed it and a couple clips broke....nope

    my bumper and fender were separated, foglight housing demolished, wheel lining done, right part of the undertray done, oil cooler about a 1/4 of the fins are smashed (not leaking oil)

    :'( my poor baby :'( after all the love and care she got today ruined by a dumb cat :'(

    sorry for the long story ill try and get some pics up later of the damages but i just want to sleep because i have 6 more days of ER torture and dealing with dumb people
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    Re: suicide by evo

    so did you hit a cat or car?

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    Yeah man those bastards run out in front of cars...some stupid cat cracked my brothers WRX bumper. Those things are heavy dude...

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    RIP Cat. Poor bastard. Imagine running out and BAM hit by a 18-wheeler.
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    Re: suicide by evo

    Quote Originally Posted by Brand0n
    so did you hit a cat or car?
    I hit a cat sorry I saw that as I posted it and then my comp froze :/

    I hate cats but I felt terrible when it happened and I still feel bad. My luck it's some little kids kitten and I'm going to see missing posters around my neighborhood
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    Did it die? Because the one my brother hit survived...he had fur stuck in his bumper.

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    Re: suicide by evo

    Have you guys seen my cat?

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    I hate cats. So good job O0

    But that sux about your ride. All thanx to some pussy .

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    That must have been a big fucking cat...
    Sorry to hear that.
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    Re: suicide by evo

    Quote Originally Posted by Pure EvoIX
    RIP Cat. Poor bastard. Imagine running out and BAM hit by a 18-wheeler.
    ^^^ made me laugh so hard

    Poor eveo though :/ Sorry to hear..

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    Re: suicide by evo

    sorry to hear. at least it wasnt a dog. a friend of mine hit a dog as he was merging onto an onramp. took out his entire bumper.

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    i love pussy

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    Re: suicide by evo

    I was expecting some super dramatic story involving some personÂ* because the words "suicide" and "hospital" popped up to me.Â* turns out to be just a cat lol

    sorry bout your damages.Â* I was involved in an accident recently with similar damages (bumper hood, fender, and headlight).Â* it was a jdm headlight with projector retrofit too! know how you feel man.Â* it hurts

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    Re: suicide by evo

    Sorry about your evo. I hate cats so no love lost there. Its worse when your on a motorcycle. A cat ran in front of my bike and the footpeg speared his gut...I wound up with poop all over my boot.
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    Re: suicide by evo

    I don't mean to be nasty but any pics of the damage????


    anyways back to looking ......pssshh pssshh pssshh here kitty kitty.. where are you

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    Re: suicide by evo

    my condolences to your evo...

    you sure you hit a cat? the way you describe it makes it sound like you hit a lion...

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    ^^^ .

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    Re: suicide by evo

    Quote Originally Posted by luis!
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    LMFAO


    I almost hit a rabbit a few weeks ago. it ran out in front of my car...I heard a thump...checked under the car and my body work and car was fine. smashed off. wahhhhhhh psshhhhh wahhhhh
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    Re: suicide by evo

    Sorry to heard that, but did you find any tags on the cat?

    If you do, i believe you can sue the cat owner for your evo's dmg.

    Jdm head light with ing+1 front!!!

    But then you bringing 2 bad news to the owner lol.

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